Jake’s Man Enough for Musicals—What’s Next?

How else can Jake Gyllenhaal show he’s not gay?

How thrilling! Jake Gyllenhaal is supposedly starring in an upcoming musical with Jim Carrey! Shocker? Not really. Jakey-poo loves to prove he’s sufficiently butch for these types of roles. Way to show all those people out there that those gay rumors are false, right? What's the next way Jake Gyllenhaal will show the world he’s straight?

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Awful's Pushing Jake Poll

How can Jake G. take it to the next level and show us he's supersecure in his sexuality?

Actually marry <b>Reese</b> and be his own wedding planner!

Actually marry Reese and be his own wedding planner!

43.5%

Kill two birds with one role and star in <i>Brokeback Mountain: the Opera</i>

Kill two birds with one role and star in Brokeback Mountain: the Opera

16.7%

Wear cargo shorts

Wear cargo shorts

9.9%

Play <b>Liberace</b> in a biopic

Play Liberace in a biopic

30%

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