Such a Thing as a Real Hollywood Love Story?

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hugens seems like a staged relationship

Clearly most of you bitchin' commenters are starting to see that not every relaysh is People-friggin' perf. Jen Aniston and John Mayer may act like a "normal" couple, but you all know, and mostly agree, something just isn't what it seems there.

Now for some of you whiners, no, we don't think every Hollywood couple is fake, just that most have their own agendas, but hey, a lot of regular people use each other, too.

So who are our three of fave user couples?

1. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens
Since tweens can't get Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart together, this is the next best young couple. HSM has sky rocketed in popularity since the onscreen loves became all cutesy in real life. Plus, two is better than one, so both Hollywood virgins get extra press à la Brangelina. Zac would probably be fine on his own, but no one would give a hoot about V (aside from nudey pics) if she wasn't dating him. "You should have seen them at the Vanity Fair Oscar party; she would never leave his side," blabbed someone inside (maybe us!). "She knows exactly what she's getting out of this relationship."

2. Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson
The newly engaged pair so does not scream together forever to us. Why? 'Cause they're never together. We know about some of their past successful relationships, and let's just say we don't see these two working out. Adam Brody on the other hand? Why the ef did R.B. ever split with that cutie? Now that was a couple we'd like to see back together.

3. Cindy and John McCain
Look, even America didn't buy that totally fabricated, wholesome family unit crap! This is a duo who haven't been truly together since Marie Osmond was a one-woman woman. Just gives us hope here at A.T. that not everybody's into being cupid hoodwinked in this country. But will Hollywood fans follow suit?

Far more showmance dissections to come in this department, fer sure.