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Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and New Moon Cast Talk Vampire Burnout
Stephenie Meyer revealed during her recent visit to Oprah that she doesn't know if there will be a fifth Twilight book because she's "a little burned out on vampires right now."
So it got us thinking: If she's suffering from bloodsucker fatigue, could others be feeling it, too?
Is Robert Pattinson jonesing for a break from vampires? What about Kristen Stewart? We asked and they answered.
Read on to find out what they and many of their costars told us at last night's New Moon premiere...
Tom Ford on Depression, Gay Marriage and Botox
Tom Ford is giving it up.
In what is probably his most revealing interview, the former Gucci designer didn't hold back when talking to writer Kevin Sessums for his new Advocate cover story.
First up, Ford's battle with depression. He says he had a serious midlife crisis when he turned 40.
"I have always struggled throughout my life with depression," Ford, now 48, says. "I've never made any of this public because…well…I'm not one to wear any of this on my sleeve. When someone would come into my office in the morning and ask me how I was I'd always go, 'I'm great! I'm great!' But I wasn't great."
Also not great? Not being able to marry his longtime partner Richard Buckley…
Charlize Theron: Just Call Me "Ass-Nuts"
Don't be surprised if people start referring to Charlize Theron as Ass-Nuts.
The Oscar winner revealed at last night's Hollywood Film Awards that Breakthrough Actor honoree Jeremy Renner bestowed her with the nickname during the making of their 2005 drama, North Country.
Theron and Renner along with the rest of the cast went out for some drinks and…
Melrose Costar: We're Going to Miss Ashlee & Colin
While Colin Egglesfield's dismissal from Melrose Place definitely came as a shock to his costars, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz's may not have been as surprising.
Stephanie Jacobsen, who plays med student/escort Lauren Yung on the revived prime time soap, says, "We'll miss them," but Simpson's future was always an unknown.
"I don't know whether Ashlee's involvement with the show was going to continue beyond the murder-mystery storyline she's been involved in," Jacobsen told me at last night's Vanity Fair/Guess? event for Invisible Children.
Egglesfield, however, is a completely different scenario…
Maybe Alec Baldwin Should Host the Oscars
Yesterday I gave ya some of the many funny highlights of Alec Baldwin's hosting debut on Monday from Elle Magazine's Women in Hollywood event.
Well, I realized later on that there was even more. So here it is. I promise you that his timing and delivery were laugh-out-loud perfect.
Baldwin griped that many great female movie characters don't get the same play and longevity as male ones do...
Alec Baldwin to Tom Cruise: Cut Your Pay!
Alec Baldwin thinks there's an easy way to correct the disproportionate salaries between men and in women in Hollywood—cut Tom Cruise's paycheck!
"I believe we can balance the scales if Tom Cruise would lower his quote by a mere $29 million," Baldwin cracked last night during his laugh-filled hosting debut of Elle magazine's annual Women in Hollywood dinner and awards show.
"I realize this may be a bit unfair since he's not here to defend himself and I really don't want to put this all on one man, but if I had to, that man would be Tom Cruise…I assure you my salary would not make a difference. My annual salary is the budget for Altoids on one of Tom's movies."
We're happy to report that Cruise's wife and one of the night's honorees, Katie Holmes, did laugh along with the rest of the audience.
Baldwin also opined about the state of women's physiques in Hollywood…
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Lindsay's Mom: No Business Like Shoe Business
As if Lindsay Lohan didn't take enough of a beating earlier this week when she made her debut as "artistic adviser" of French fashion house Emanuel Ungaro, now her mother Dina is getting into the shoe business.
Plans are currently underway for Dina to release a collection of inexpensive shoes called—ready for this?—Shoe-han.
Yeah, Shoe-han. We kid you not.
So who's behind Dina's soleful endeavor? Hint: It's not Christian Louboutin...
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Dancing's Mya: Shocked to See Dmitry's Nipples
Dancing With the Stars resident grouch Len Goodman came down hard last night on Mya and Dmitry Chaplin's Viennese waltz because he thought it wasn't traditional enough.
His words may have been harsh, but Mya didn't know what the heck he was growling about, especially since Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba raved about their performance.
"I don't know what to say, because I don't even know what he's talking about," Mya says. "He was talking in technical terms, and I don't understand any of it. Dmitry has to translate for me."
That's not all we have for you from Ms. Mya. In the first of our exclusive postperformance chats with the 29-year-old singer, we talk about her stitched-up finger, getting a much needed massage and…Dmitry's nipples.
Read on for all the Dancing details…
Giuliana Rancic Likes Big, Italian...Sausage
Uh-oh.
My E! News pal Giuliana Rancic shouldn't be surprised if she starts receiving photos of Croatian men showing off their sausages.
You see, in a scene from Giuliana & Bill (her and the hubby's new reality series premiering tomorrow night on the Style network), Mrs. Rancic offers some colorful commentary about the meat selection at a local Chicago butcher shop. The couple, who got hitched almost two years ago in Giuliana's native Italy, work and live in the Windy City and Los Angeles.
"Notice how the Italian sausages are bigger than the other sausages," Giuliana says to Bill. "I don't see a Croatian sausage. You're not represented here."
Bill had a quick explanation for that. Click the Sneak Peak video above to hear what the first Apprentice winner has to say about his manhood Croatian sausage.
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For more wild quotes, check out our countdown of the Top 9 Best Things to Come From Megan Fox's Mouth.
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Heroes Star Zachary Quinto's Run-In With the Cops
If Zachary Quinto isn't careful he'll wind up on America's Most Wanted one day.
The Star Trek star found himself answering to cops recently while filming an upcoming Funny or Die video at L.A. bakery Kiss My Bundt.
In the comedy bit, he plays a pistol-wielding robber.
"When someone saw Zach hold up a real gun and scream, 'This is a goddamn hold up!' they called the police," Bundt owner Chrysta Wilson tells us.
And get this, the cops were called a second time during another take of the same scene.
Wilson said she's not surprised the make-believe drama appeared to be real...
Twilight: Messy, Messy, Messy!
As one of my sources said to me yesterday, things could get "messy" between Rachelle Lefevre and Twilight gatekeeper Summit Entertainment.
And they certainly have.
The "she said, they said" statements are flying from both sides.
So what now?
Any chance director David Slade will ask Rachelle to come back? And then there's New Moon—how on earth will Rachelle do any press on that flick now?
I think it's safe to assume that we have not heard the last of the real-life behind-the-scenes Twilight drama.
Some of the Dirtiest Jokes Ever (From Last Night's Joan Rivers Roast)!
Bravo to Joan Rivers for having some pretty thick skin, because the comedians at her Comedy Central roast last night did not hold back—at all!
While we're no prudes around here, even we were shocked by some—if not all—of the raunchy and offensive zingers. The roasters targeted Rivers' age, her plastic surgery, her nether regions and even the suicide of her late husband, Edgar Rosenberg.
That said, we—like the rest of the audience—were practically doubled over in laughter during most of the almost three-hour event. The humor was absolutely filthy, but completely hilarious.
We have some of the jokes after the jump. But we warn you—especially the easily offended and more innocent of our readers—the material is for mature audiences only…