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Jon & Octomom Plus 22 = Reality's Next Hot Show?
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That sound you hear is the nation's TiVos spontaneously powering down in protest.
Earlier this month, Octomom Nadya Suleman activated gag reflexes everywhere by revealing she had a crush on Jon Gosselin, going so far as to dub him "hot." Earlier this morning, In Touch Weekly took that cry for help revelation and ran with it, claiming that the publicity-hungry, parentally challenged duo would be coupling up in a new reality dating show.
And while we can only pray the report didn't give them any ideas, it also (for now) is not true...depending on who you ask.
The supermarket staple quoted the oddly credible former producer of Cheaters, who claimed that the show would follow Gosselin contemplating not only "what hooking up with Octomom could really be like," but what their home life might be like if their respective 14- and 8-strong broods fused, like the Brady Bunch on steroids.
"I heard that Nadya has an insatiable desire to spend time with Jon and to put their families together," producer Bobby Goldstein told the tabloid. "And I had the idea that this could be a very entertaining fiasco." (Apparently Goldstein never heard of one Hailey Glassman.)
It may be Halloween week, but no one deserves this type of scare. Luckily, Gosselin's manager has stepped in to put a lid on the madness, debunking the report and once again restoring order to the television universe.
"This is the first I've even heard of it," he said. "This isn't happening."
Not that it wasn't at one point in the works, with a rep for the would-be trainwreck boasting of email records to prove it.
Who's Really High-Fiving John Mayer's Penis?
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Another day, another vagina that John Mayer is linked to. It was rumored two days ago that John has rekindled his, um, messy romance with ex Jessica Simpson. In Touch reports that Jess desperately needed some male attention, so she ran back to Mayer despite all the humiliating things he has done to her.
Lucky for us, though, John's bed is like a revolving stripper platform, so we weren't so shocked when we had another sleazy report to play with—supposedly J.M. has been banging Hills star Kristin Cavallari on and off for two years. It was revealed that this blind item run by the always-delish Page Six was about J&K:
"Which womanizing crooner has been dating a reality TV starlet for more than two years, putting her up in hotels wherever he travels for shows?"
Random. So which blessed gal is actually John's mattress candy?
Robsten Keep Kissing—and Not Telling!
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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart finally came out of hiding this weekend, hitting up parts of the 'Couv with none other than Nikki Reed and Elizabeth Reaser.
Remember, Robsten have been MIA by choice, so the public debut must mean something...
Rumor Patrol! Sneaky Robsten Coffee Date? Breaking Dawn Two Flicks?
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"I don't think so."
—Saga source Deep Twi, when we asked if Breaking Dawn would be split into two movies. The ambivalent response is a bit unusual for our dishy Twilight insider, so if you ask us we don't think the possibility of turning the fourth book into a Harry Potter-style two-part flick is entirely out of the question yet.
The idea has been floating around...
Rumor Patrol: Two Twilight Stars Get Screwed!
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Contrary to increasingly suspicious reports, Robert Pattinson does have a girlfriend, let's get that clear. "So on," our myriad Twi sources tell us regarding the gorgeous twosome of R.Pattz and Kristen Stewart—who are back and cozy again in much closer proximity to each other than they were most of the summer.
So far, Eclipse is looking to be a very Robsten-lovin' smoochfest. But let's back up a bit and get some things straight, as it were:
Sometimes it just sucks to be a movie star. For every hand that offers you money and adoration, there's always another waiting to bitch-slap you across the face. As is the case with two of our faves from the Twilight cast...
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