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Reese Talks Cucumbers, Cozy Time With Jake
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There's a reason why Reese Witherspoon is one of the craftiest broads in Hollywood.
Even though we know we're being manipulated with each interview into thinking of this pixie as the sweet girl next door (which she ain't), she does it in a way that makes us still like her. Jennifer Garner take notes, by all means.
Reese covers In Style next month and totally takes a play outta the Brangelina interview book.
Like opening up about her sex life, perhaps?
Ryan and ScarJo Head Into Gyllenspoon Territory
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Leave it to Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson to finally be spotted out in public together—and we can't even see their faces! Ry and ScarJo took a wild ride on Reynolds' motorcycle in L.A., and all we can do is yawn.
It's totally heatless!
Scarlett, if we were gripping a tight bod like Ry-Ry's we would hold onto his muscles for dear life—maybe even throw a leg or two around his ripped waist just to remind all those fantasizing girls out there that that's what you get to do in private, too.
We never get to see two of the most gorgeous people on the planet, who just happen to be married, out together ever.
Scar and Ry have been the butt of a few rumors surrounding their marriage—that not all is well in paradise—but they still like being around each other enough to sit close 'n' tight on a hog, we guess. Sure, a "wild" bike ride trumps Jake and Reese's standard latte hangouts, but Rarlett has so much more potential than Gyllenspoon that it pains us to see them throw their yummyness away for a bad set of helmet hair.
Show us some sexy, you two! Even Robsten manages to do it better and they are way more on the down-low.
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Yawn. Scarlett. Clothes. YAWN.
Behold! The Blind Vice Superstars Photo Gallery!
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The Awful Truth is just as obsessed with our Blind Vices as you nosy folks are, so we decided to take a brief glimpse back at some of our fave celebs honored in our sin-celebrating section. Too fun!
Those celebs featured in our new Blind Vice Superstars gallery are top-drawer Vice subjects, every last one of 'em. And not the minor pissy supporting players, but the major starring beloved Vicers.
No, we're not outing anybody in our photo flip book, though we have in the past—Blind Vices for Teri Hatcher (Death-Mint Myrtle), David Duchovny (Sylvester Slimeball), Doug Reinhardt (Dexter Lecter) have all been revealed, along with a few other trouble-loving stars.
See? We're good sports! And one of these famous faces could be the next Blind babe we're totally willing to expose.
Don't be too cocky like ya know who each one is...There have been many hundreds of B.V.'s over the years, and these are just 25 choice celebs.
Can ya guess who's who? Happy hunting, folks! Here's to foul play!
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Meet 25 of Hollywood's most A-list secret-keepers in our Blind Vice Superstars gallery!
Rise 'n' Shine: Megan Fox, Always a Bridesmaid
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• Those dastardly lad mags have made Megan Fox No. 2 yet again! First, Maxim places Olivia Wilde just ahead of the starlet, and now the Transformers hottie loses to British babe Cheryl Cole (from the group Girls Aloud) for the FHM title.
• Robin Wright Penn opened up to a psychology magazine just before her latest round of off-again, on-again union with husband Sean Penn. "All marriages have their cycles and phases," she said forebodingly.
• Paris Hilton was peeved when her bodyguards supposedly found some sort of recording transmitter in her Dubai hotel room. In the meantime, the BFF seeker may be in a little hot water for donning a bikini in the conservative Arab nation.
• All kinds of TV babies are on their way! Scrubs star Judy Reyes and her boyfriend, director George Valencia, are expecting their first child. Additionally, 24 and HawthoRNe actor D.B. Woodside and gal-pal Golden Brooks, of Girlfriends fame, are anticipating a child together, due in September.
• Amy Winehouse may be beachy keen on moving to St. Lucia for good.
• Dear Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal: You two are cute enough as it is. Is it really necessary to match for your workouts? Love, Rise 'n' Shine
All this drama calls for a refreshing trip through the pretty Beach Bodies gallery.
We're hot too...on Twitter @eonline!
Tom Cruise's New Mission: To Blow Stuff Up Again
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Didn't see this coming.
Tom Cruise and J.J. Abrams have signed on with Paramount Pictures to produce the fourth installment of Mission: Impossible, according to Variety.
As you may recall, couch-jumping and other circumstances surrounding the previous film in the series helped precipitate a very public rift between Cruise and Viacom's Sumner Redstone, which ended the megastar's 14-year-long relationship with Paramount.
At the time Redstone told the Wall Street Journal, "[Cruise]'s recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount."
But that's so 2006. These days Redstone is sounding highly complimentary about the celeb, Abrams is hot off Paramount's Star Trek and Cruise remains one of the most bankable stars on the planet.
So when you put it that way, this seems totally possible. Look for it in 2011.
• Reese Witherspoon is looking to make a drug comedy. No, not like Half-Baked. According to the Hollywood Reporter, Pharm Girl is an "aspirational comedy" by the Bad Santa screenwriters about a woman and the pharmaceutical industry, which does make it sound a bit like Half-Baked.
• Jerry Seinfeld wants to help your relationship. Variety reports the comedian has made a deal to create and distribute multiple localized versions of a reality series called The Marriage Ref, in which couples put their problems in the hands of people who truly understand emotional pain: comedians and celebrities. Let the healing begin.
Wolverine Sequel Already in the Works
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X marks the spot for a Wolverine sequel.
Just two days after Hugh Jackman's domination of the box office—Box Office Mojo estimates the film's worldwide gross at $158.2 million and counting—comes the rather unsurprising word that a follow-up to the origin story is already in the works.
According to Variety, the sequel, which will mark Jackman's fifth time donning the killer claws, will focus on the X-Men comic's samurai storyline, the Japanese locale setup for which is teased after the blockbuster film's end credits.
Meanwhile, the action star Oscar host is showing no signs of slowing—or being typecast—with no fewer than four other projects in the works, one of which will be a 2010 return to Broadway as the titular Houdini.
Rounding out today's star-studded castings: Ben Stiller, Christina Aguilera, Wilmer Valderrama, Peter Dinklage, Ken Watanabe and the newest Mad Man.
Robert Downey Jr. Birthday Brings A-Crowd
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When Robert Downey Jr. has a birthday, he gets plenty of A-list help to blow out the candles...all 44 of them.
The Iron Man actor celebrated at Bond St. at the Thompson Beverly Hills hotel on Saturday night, where Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin, Sting and Ben Stiller were on the list.
Also in attendance: Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal, who “were cuddling and a picture-perfect couple all night,” says a source.
Robert stayed sober, sipping espresso the entire evening, while his partygoers downed hot sake, specialty cocktails and champagne and soaked it all up with sushi and mini lobster tacos.
Dessert included individual chocolate meltdown cakes...and for the reformed bad boy and his pals, it seems like that was the only birthday meltdown of the night.
Monsters vs. Aliens: All-Star, Gee-Whiz Fun—in 3-D!
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Review in a Hurry: In this freaky, fun but formulaic smackdown, the U.S. army uses sci-fi mutants to battle ETs intent on invading our planet. The bigger-than-life concept, out-of-this-world voice cast (led by Reese Witherspon) and eye-gouging 3-D visuals make MvA worth attacking.
Seth Rogen: All Dirty Jokes and Kid Flicks
Funnydude Seth Rogen lends his voice to the kid-friendly Monsters vs. Aliens, but the guy has always been all about a good dick joke. He opened up to me about his surprising, kinda dirty start in showbiz and dished on doing stand-up in lesbian bars. Hit the clip to see what I mean.
Then fellow Monster Reese Witherspoon explained to me how she's making sure her daughter has a female superhero to look up to—a giant, blond one who can smack down robots from outer space. Hear what she's gotta say in the clip below.
Rise 'n' Shine: Paul Rudd & Jason Segel Get Gastronomical
• I Love You, Man costars Paul Rudd and Jason Segel behave like 9-year-old boys. You there, laughing with them, are doing the same. (Don't worry, we are, too.)
• Jennifer Aniston is narrating a children's book with her father, but wants to make sure you know that it has nothing to do with any possible baby lust she may or may not have.
• The Wrestlemania fisticuffs between Mickey Rourke and Chris Jericho may happen after all…at least if the real-life wrestler's fightin' words are any indication.
• Audrina Patridge may be a Sorority Row killer, but the trailer for her new flick looks totally fun. Too bad the same can't really be said for Hilary Duff's Greta.
• Joe Jonas pulls a Miley Cyrus. Oy.
• Dear Ava Phillippe: Naming your pet pig Booker T. Washington and keeping mommy Reese Witherspoon away from pork makes you a pretty darn smart 9-year-old (unlike those stinky boys at the top of this column). Love, Rise 'n' Shine
The Big Picture gallery: finger (and lolly) lickin' good!
Rise 'n' Shine: Reese & Jake's Turn for Ring Rumors
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• According to Star, Reese Witherspoon arrived at a photo shoot wearing an engagement ring from boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal, but took it off shortly after she got there. Funny how she hasn't worn said sparkler anywhere else.
• Justin Timberlake may be doing tequila. He'd probably do Pee-wee Herman's dance pretty well, too.
• This sounds a lot like a country song. Given that it involves LeAnn Rimes, we shouldn't be surprised.
• One of Oprah's adopted puppies died last week. Sad.
• How does 50 Cent bring heat to a big rivalry? With porn, of course!
• Alanis Morissette is such a turn-off.
• Bob Dylan is kind of a stinky neighbor.
• If Mel Gibson ever sends you dessert, we recommend you refuse it.
• Dear James Franco: Can we get a sip of your Diet Coke? You It looks delicious and refreshing. Love, Rise 'n' Shine
Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant bring the Hollywood heat to NYC in the Big Picture gallery!
Jim Carrey & Jake Gyllenhaal to Make Damn Musical Together?
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Jake Gyllenhaal can sing? Jim Carrey, too?
I sure hope so.
The pair are said to be attached to a new movie adaptation of the classic Broadway musical Damn Yankees.
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