Abuse Us Some More, Rob Pattinson!
This is too friggin' funny. While Robert Pattinson taped a segment for the The Ellen DeGeneres Show (airing Friday), he asked a fan to strip off her clothes. And she did!
"I was doing a preinterview for this [show], and I immediately regretted saying that," the awkwardly adorable R.Pattz says. "I sound like I'm actually just abusing my position.
"It was after a period of signing 500 signatures, and one of [the fans] just came up. You kind of get 10 seconds with each person and you never really say anything, and I kind of got bored of saying, 'Hey, how are you doing?' And [the fan] said in her 10 seconds, 'What can I do to get your attention?' I was like, 'Um, just take your clothes off.' And she stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security. I never felt more terrible."
This makes us love Rob 10 times more! Perverted, huh? We would start messing with fans, too, after a while. Actually, we're shocked R.Pattz hasn't done it more. He has so much power over these helpless ones! Might as well make it entertaining.
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Pick Tonight's America's Next Top Model Winner!
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On tonight's finale, America's Next Top Model front-runner Nicole and Kentucky dark horse Laura face off in their final CoverGirl commercial and runway competition. Who do you think will win the coveted crown?
Most important: If Nicole falls short in tonight's showdown, will Wanda Sue design the wardrobe for her granddaughter Laura's six-page fashion spread in Seventeen magazine?
Finally, what is going on this splendor-in-the-grass picture from tonight's show? Just how close do the two finalists become after all the other girls are gone?
So many questions! Tell us what you think in the comments, predict the winner in the poll and come back tomorrow for all the scoop from our one-on-one chats with both Nicole and Laura.
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Levi Johnston Keeping His Johnson to Himself
Playgirl.com
UPDATE: The fine folks at Playgirl.com have offered this image of the hockey boy in the shower. No sticks, though—just hairy pits.
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Levi Johnston must be more bashful than we thought.
After all the hype, the father to Sarah Palin's grandson won't be giving Playgirl the full monty. What a tease!
"[Levi] did not give 'full frontal' as his manager Tank [Jones] reported he would," Daniel Nardicio, a spokesman for Playgirl, told the New York Daily News.
However, the rep does promise minor peeks at Bristol Palin's ex's goodies and that the overall, ahem, package is sure to please.
"We're thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them, but although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity."
So much for that "aspiring porn" career! Sounds like there may be one less thing to talk about at the Palin family Thanksgiving dinner table.
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There was no nudity (or even a moon) on the New Moon red carpet, but everyone looked hot nonetheless.
Couples Retreat Postergate: Are Brits Racist?
Universal
Couples Retreat featured four couples trying to fix their relationships on a tropical island, right?
Then how come posters for the film's release in the U.K. only show Vince Vaughn, Malin Akerman, Jon Favreau, Kristin Davis, Jason Bateman and Kristen Bell? Where are Faizon Love and Kali Hawk?
Needless to say, the omission of the black pair in the British advertisements has many shouting racism.
A rep for Universal, the studio behind the film that took in $102 million in the U.S. alone, told the Daily Mail that the poster had been "simplified" for international markets and the studio "regretted causing offense."
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Poll: New Moon vs. News of Water on the Moon
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The discovery of significant amounts of water on the moon a few days ago was a key moment in the history of space exploration. But we're guessing there's a different kind of New Moon info that's more likely to send you into orbit, what with Monday's big Twilight sequel premiere in Los Angeles and all.
Which got us to thinking, do icy moon rocks rock your world, or do you favor icy-hot vampires? OK, we've got a pretty good guess which way you're leaning on this, but let's keep things scientific and you tell us in the poll below.
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New Moon: Who Makes for the Hottest Cover?
Entertainment Weekly
How much fun is a trip to the newsstand right now?
New Moon stars are everywhere!
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner grace at least seven magazine covers, and then there's that adorable Teen Vogue with Dakota Fanning and sizzling Maxim with Ashley Greene. It's enough to have any fanggirl doing backflips (as if the dwindling countdown isn't doing that already).
Still—we can't decide, so we're asking you—which of the New Moon mag covers gets your heart racing the most?
Would You Wear R.Pattz Down There?
Did you know vampires are the big rage right now? Yeahh, neither did we. Everybody seems to be shamelessly trying to cash in on anything fang related, especially sexually.
Yesterday we introduced you to the vampire-inspired sex toy Succu Dry, but for you Twilight lovers who are just slightly more PG, you can get Robert Pattinson...down there! Talk about invasion of privacy.
Behold: R.Pattz undies. They're not for sale, alas, but they do beg the question: Would you cross the line and wear 'em?
Zach Braff, Kanye Aren't the Only Celebs Still Alive
Kevin Mazur/Getty Images; Jim Spellman/Getty Images
Celebrity deaths can be tragic.
Or they can be tragically ridiculous.
Thanks to the Interwebs, fake celebrity deaths have been running rampant. Kanye West supposedly lost his life in a car crash this week, while Zach Braff recently had to create a video to prove he was still kicking despite tales of a fatal pill-popping episode.
And by now we know that any star rumored to have fallen off a cliff in New Zealand is more likely to have slipped into an Internet hoax. The Kauri Cliffs have supposedly taken Natalie Portman, Jeff Goldblum, Tom Cruise and Tom Hanks from us.
Some have died at the hands of Twitter and Wikipedia, while others have met dramatic driving demises. Needless to say, not all false death alarms were created equal. Some are definitely more believable than others.
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Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
Jim Smeal/Getty Images; Louise Barnsley, Max Butterworth, PacificCoastNews.com
It looks like Chastity Bono's transformation is just about complete.
Like we reported ages ago, C.B. was undergoing a sex-change operation, and the first pics have surfaced of Chaz looking, well, shall we say a bit manlier. We don't know if the operation's happened yet, but the recent pics look different, no?
Even though Bono's proposed reality show with Cher may not have been a success (since it never actually got picked up), it looks like all is going according to plan in his personal life. So what do you think of the new Chaz?
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Padma Lakshmi: Worst Top Chef Diner Ever?
One Top Chef team named its restaurant Revolt, which is right up there with E. coli as a name you should never pick for an eatery.
However, it was the other team that drew the revolting looks from host Padma Lakshmi in this season's "Restaurant Wars" competition. For this episode, she seemed harder to please than gruff Tom Colicchio, who responds to nearly everything with a disapproving scowl or a sad, bemused grin. (Ash, we think, would agree.)
Things only got rougher when Lakshmi requested extra salt—for a dish she actually said she liked! To be fair, she may have been politely ordering it for her dissatisfied tablemates. (Or perhaps she was feeling under the weather due to her pregnancy? We hope not.)
Still, it could have been worse. At least she didn't ask for ketchup.
You know what always makes a happy diner? Ice cream!
Vampire Wars: Who's the Best Heroine?
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We had an epiphany earlier this week: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Vampire Diaries and True Blood are all the same show (structurally speaking). All three vampire series are about an impossibly attractive and moderately magical heroine from small-town America who must balance the demands of friends and family with her problematic feelings for not one, but two sexy local vampires: a broody good one with an itchy conscience and a snarky bad one who likes to, um, eat women.
So, between now and Halloween, we'll be pitting the casts of our three favorite vampire shows (sorry, Moonlight) against each other in a little fan challenge we're calling Vampire Wars. We're setting up fights between characters from BTVS, TVD and TB in five competitions over the coming days, and the best out of five wins. You have to vote early and often in all five categories if you want your show to take home the trophy.
First up, tell us which vampire-show leading lady is tops: Buffy, Elena or "Sookeh" Stackhouse...
Poll: Where Should Balloon Boy Fly Off to Next?
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If you're like us, you spent your weekend wondering about Balloon Boy's next move. What? You have a life? We envy you.
For our part, we've been pondering the options available to B.B. (aka Falcon Heene), especially in light of the criminal charges facing his parents.
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