Caught! Clubbin' DWTS Dudes So Over Their Exes
Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Derek Hough, spending time with some new babes at latest hot spot Voyeur, on a Thursday night. Clearly proving the two men are more than happy to move on from their recently ended relayshes, right?
Maksim freely clung to (and slobbered kisses all over) a pretty blonde near the bar, while Derek used his talents to woo a pretty young thing on the dance floor.
Karina and Shannon who?
If their respective club honeys weren't enough, the dimly lit, erotic-themed spot was full of S&M eye candy. Models wearing little more than pasties lurked around the floor, getting every onlooker into a naughty-acting mood.
One famous face garnering more attention than the half-naked hoochies was...
Truth, Lies & Ted: Too Much Press for New Moon Crew?
Is Justin Timberlake getting his sexy back with some hot new ladies? Is Nicky Hilton gonna make Paris an aunt? And how much press is too much press for Robsten?
We know we can never have enough! Find out in this week's brand spankin' new Truth, Lies & Ted!
Paris Takes Man-Pet Out for a Meal
It might look like Paris Hilton is proudly displaying her dubious boy-toy Doug Reinhardt for all to gawk at last night, till ya realize where the duo was dining—Gulfstream restaurant in the Century City shopping mall. Who'd ever expect these two snobby VIP babes there of all places?
Looks like our source was right on the money when he yakked to us that P.H. is "not really ready to reintroduce herself as dating Doug again." But is it because the heiress has finally learned her lesson when it comes to dating dudes?
Paris Keeps Private for Once—What's Up?
Just like we exclusively told ya last week, Paris Hilton threw her BF, Doug Reinhardt, a surprise B-day bash at her Beverly Hills home last weekend, complete with stripper-esque cake popping on Par's part.
"It was a masquerade theme," our inside-the-party eyes say, and according to the always fab Page Six, Reinhardt "had no idea about the party and was so happy."
Does this mean Dougie doesn't read the Awful Truth? Guess we don't have to worry about hurting his poor li'l feelings in our blolumn!
It might look like P.H. is being the precious GF, throwing her boy-toy a B-day bash, but something is seriously fishy with this couple's romance redux...
Shhh! Don't Tell Anybody, Paris Wouldn't Like It
Paris Hilton is keeping something big from her on-off sleaze-o lover, Doug Reinhardt!
But first, this: The Hiltons were the big names at the Really Awards at the Music Box theater in H'wood last night, Nicky, Kathy and Rick all there to support Paris' big award—the Innovator Award, ya know, for all of Paris' tireless efforts promoting the neglected genre of reality television.
The charisma-lacking Hilton, Nicky, introduced her sis, but Nic had to do three clumsy takes because she kept messing up. But Paris did the exact opposite—she read her acceptance speech straight into the camera off the teleprompter, not even trying to make it sound genuine or off the cuff. But hey, she did it in one take! Girl's a pro!
The only one missing in this darling family outing?
Par's redux boy-toy, Doug.
Guess he had better stuff to do than trail his GF around? That'd be a first. And since he was a no-show, we talked to other Paris insiders, as well as mama-bear Hilton, Kathy, about Paris and Doug, Take 2:
Caught! A Hilton Eats
Paris Hilton, entering one of her favorite spots in L.A. and hitting up the Kate Somerville Emmy Lounge this weekend. And in true Hilton fashion, Pare was pimping herself out. P.H. donned a purse from her new line (not gonna lie, it ain't all bad) and was seen browsing through the chic rooms there off Melrose.
Perhaps one of the more shocking things Paris did? Eat!
It's crazy when we have to chronicle Hollywood gals actually keeping food down. Hilton filled (and finished) two plates of the Kale and Peanut dish from M Café and was still ready for more. Angelina Jolie...take note, honey!
Another gal ravenous for freebies was...
Behold! The Blind Vice Superstars Photo Gallery!
The Awful Truth is just as obsessed with our Blind Vices as you nosy folks are, so we decided to take a brief glimpse back at some of our fave celebs honored in our sin-celebrating section. Too fun!
Those celebs featured in our new Blind Vice Superstars gallery are top-drawer Vice subjects, every last one of 'em. And not the minor pissy supporting players, but the major starring beloved Vicers.
No, we're not outing anybody in our photo flip book, though we have in the past—Blind Vices for Teri Hatcher (Death-Mint Myrtle), David Duchovny (Sylvester Slimeball), Doug Reinhardt (Dexter Lecter) have all been revealed, along with a few other trouble-loving stars.
See? We're good sports! And one of these famous faces could be the next Blind babe we're totally willing to expose.
Don't be too cocky like ya know who each one is...There have been many hundreds of B.V.'s over the years, and these are just 25 choice celebs.
Can ya guess who's who? Happy hunting, folks! Here's to foul play!
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Meet 25 of Hollywood's most A-list secret-keepers in our Blind Vice Superstars gallery!
Celebrity Liars Love Larry King
What's with Larry King being the go-to guy for badly behaving stars who supposedly wanna start over but who end up flat out lying? In his interview with King, Chris Brown claimed that he's never been a violent person and this whole sitch with Rihanna is a total shock to him. Then can Chris explain his two prior incidents of violence, according to a probation officer's report, including the one time he shoved Ri-Ri into a wall? Of course he can't. Who needs facts when you've got a flack's words whispered into your ear?
The lying's just as bad as Brown somehow trying to excuse his "wow" comments by saying he simply misspoke and does in fact remember what happened that night with Rihanna. 'Cause if he really talked about what happened that night, he might actually have to confront his bad behavior, as opposed to apologizing for some vague, nonspecific, forgettable act.
Before Brown, of course, there were other celebs who lied right into Larry King's camera...
Paris Makes Sure Doug Doesn't Forget Her Again
Paris Hilton's hopping back into the grind (she told you she's "always working") after returning from her romantic vacay with on-again BF Doug Reinhardt. Dougie planned the trip to win the heiress back after their brief breakup, and it totally worked like a charm.
But the dirty-dancing duo still haven't stepped out in public again. And they might not for a while: Par's currently up north in Twi country filming a bit part for Supernatural. (Which V-town pair do we have to worry about Ms. Hilton corrupting more, Jackles or Robsten?)
Now that P's out of Doug's eyesight, she's found a way to absolutely guarantee he doesn't forget about her again—not for a friggin' millisecond, folks.
So in what totally outlandish way did Paris accomplish this?
Bitch-Back! True Blood Takes a Bite in Real Life
Dear Ted:
A couple of weeks ago you were talking about how "professional" Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin are on the set. Now you're feeding into the Eric/Alexander Skarsgård fan frenzy of how their relationship will affect the direction of the show? What's up with that? I love Bill and Sookie together, but I will take Bill and a different woman as long as I get my Bill fix. Stephen is hotness.
—Bobbi
Dear True Lies:
For your True Blood fix, I suggest you head over to Watch With Kristen—they can tell you more about the actual show than I can. Surely the question of how the engagement will affect T.B. has crossed your mind? What if Stephen starts to get uncomfortable should Anna be sticking her tongue down hotass Alexander's throat? No one wants to watch their wife do that!
Dear Ted:
These Robsten fans have to stop hating on Megan Fox. The girl was totally cute giving her speech at the Teen Choice Awards, and if she didn't have fans, how the hell did she win Teen Choice Hottie and Actress? I'm all up for Robsten, but Megan and Robert Pattinson looked sexy together. Can we get them into a movie together?
—Jillian
Dear Protect the Fox:
Agreed there, sweetheart. You know we have a soft spot for that wily temptress. When Robsten isn't involved, that is. But no worries. Since Rob has already dissed her, Meg isn't Kristen's competition.
Dear Ted:
Check out the photos on Popsugar of the Twilight gang. Nikki Reed is staring at Rob in every photo. Poor Paris Latsis. Doesn't he know he's just another tool in her belt? Good thing Rob's doesn't return her looks. I'd be seriously ill. Noticed you never answered my question about Deep Twi. Hmmmm...that says a lot, babe.
—H
Sorry Brit & Paris! A-List Puppymongers Shut Down
Paris Hilton is somehow still allowed to take home any member of the canine kingdom she craves, God help all those innocent li'l things. But Par's Beverly Hills puppy hang's been shut down for good. Guess some miracles do happen!
Pets of Bel-Air, which boasts A-list clientele such as Hilton, Demi Moore, Britney Spears and Denise Richards, has been shut down and accused of selling sick dogs from puppy mills to overeager customers more than willing to shell out big bucks for a cute pup.
All this right around the corner from us, we could choke with disgust. According to NBC News, the lawsuit "alleged the store sold puppies that later became sick or died because they were bred in so-called puppy mills…all the while claiming the animals were from private breeders."
Puppy mills are just absolute no good, people, ya hear?
Paris Can't Do Any Better Than Doug—Oh Well!
Were you totally worried Paris Hilton would be alone forever after breaking things off with Doug Reinhardt? Well, don't worry, 'cause Pare-poo and bathroom-stall bud Dougie are reportedly "figuring things out" about their relaysh in order to get back together.
Please, they've already banged and made up! Dougie's back to Tweeting about spending time with his GF, and friends of the duo say there's nothing to figure out—it's totally on. So unless she's still entirely in denial, consider these dubious dance partners a couple again. This whole on-again, off-again thing is just two fame whores wanting to keep their names in the press as long as possible, especially since P's furious Jon and Kate are still stealing her goss-rag thunder. (Let's hope she doesn't retaliate by breeding her own army of kids anytime soon.)
Has Paris ever gotten back together with a dude she's already dumped? That's like wearing the same outfit twice! Doesn't she know she can't be seen in public adorned with men from last season? So unchic for a fashionista.
These two pretty people might be perfect for each other on the surface, but is Reinhardt the best Pare can get? Certainly looks that way—despite all her efforts of being total A-list, she just can't land an A-list guy. Seriously, P.H. is a bigger bad-man magnet than Jennifer Aniston, and that's saying a lot. For example:





