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Dear Ted:
Do you think Angelina Jolie has an eating disorder? Nobody can be so skinny after having three babies. Love Ya!
—Lieb 

Dear Bones 'n' All:
She's on what we call a mystery diet. Think about it.

Dear Ted:

With all of the hoopla over Jensen Ackles getting engaged, people are speculating that one reason is that this will be Supernatural's last season. If this is indeed true, what do you think that means for Jackles (or Padackles, as I prefer to call them)? Will their epic bromance stand the test of time and new-found distance? Or will it fade into oblivion as so many friendships do?
—Next-door neighbors

Dear Bye-Bye Bromance:
If it's true bromance, they'll stay together. Have some faith!

Dear Ted:
Michael Lohan leaked those tapes for the same reason he is "friends" with Jon Gosselin: attention! He can't get any for any of his own accomplishments, so he has to mooch it off of everyone else. I am surprised he doesn't go around photo-bombing people!
—Amanda F., NYC

Dear Lohan So Yesterday:
He's an attention whore, just like his daughter...actually just like his whole fam. But we're all over it. Daddy Lohan needs to get the picture.

Dear Ted:
Are Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson just really good friends or "really good friends"?
—J.D.

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Dear Ted:
I just saw this pic of Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson wrestling. Dare I say they just outed themselves, and perhaps they've been previous Blind Vices of yours?
—Audrey

Dear Man Crush:
Wilson and Woody are two dudes comfortable wrestling with other dudes. The much more obvious example of outing yourself are two male celebs staying as far away as possible from other men's bods.

Dear Ted:
John Mayer has been single for a while now, which I find strange since John is about as much of a serial dater (and heartbreaker) as it gets. I've heard that he may be hooking up with our favorite country good girl, Taylor Swift. How much truth is there to that?
—LunnaHarley

Dear None:
Taylor 's 19, and John's a d-bag. If they're collaborating on anything, it's music, not a relationship. The blond babe may be young, but she's smart enough not to fall for his tricks. But if John were dating a country crooner, how devastated do ya think failed country singer Jessica Simpson would be?

Dear Ted:
I'm sorry but I have to do this: Robert Pattinson is a dead ringer for a Belushi brother as seen through multi-Cosmo goggles. I cannot be the only person who sees the resemblance, and I dare say not even a bump in shower frequency would help matters much. Don't give a poop about Twiville, but just adore you to buttery slicks.
—T

Dear Fraternal Twins:
What's the alcohol content of those glasses? Don't see it one bit.

Dear Ted:
Will you tell us whether Shafterella Shoshstein and Toothy Tile have been in a film together?
—Jade

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In Touch is reporting that Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson broke up, again (what, are they Jen Aniston and John Mayer or something?) because Kate, allegedly, just could not commit. Sure ya didn’t get that one backward, hons? Our close Hudson source swears Ow’s never been the settling-down type, since his wandering eye (and groin) is what led to all the previous splits between these two blond babes. Maybe she just didn’t want to commit to a dude who’s never really proven himself trustworthy before.

Then again, an ex-lover of Kate’s says something totally different...

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Cameron Diaz, flying into Miami on a Saturday and hitting up yumtastic eatery Quattro in South Beach. Cam's still as svelte as she was back in her Charlie's Angels days—how the ef does this girl dine at such delicious places without ordering just agua?

Another star fluttering away to Ef-Hell-Ay was...

Owen Wilson, seeking some privacy—but apparently not getting enough of it—in Key Biscayne. Ow-hon hung out here while filming Marley & Me and musta grown attached to the low-key island. Wil-babe tried to keep it on the down-low this time without a film crew, but still got noticed by a particularly bitchy sandy source who called Owen "that actor with the big nose." Hey, that could be Adrien Brody, Dustin Hoffman or tons of other guys from T-town! ('Twas Ow, however).

More happily being noticed back on South Beach was...

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Breathe easy, folks, Kate Hudson is still going strong with hot Aussie Adam Scott. Considering Kate is the antithesis of monogamy, this has been a long relaysh for the babe. We chatted to a friend of the purely straight starlet to see if A.S.'s ass is up for the challenge of filling Owen Wilson's...shoes:

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