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Madonna's Bro Gets Job With Janice Dickinson

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Janice Dickinson has chosen Camp Christopher over Camp Madonna.

Just weeks after Madge's estranged brother, Christopher Ciccone, plans to release his July 15 memoir, Life With My Sister, he'll appear on the season premiere of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.

No, he's not a model, but...

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Jesse McCartney Is Single—Tweens Can Sleep Easy

Jesse McCartney, Aubrey O'Day Jose Perez/INFphoto.com

Jesse McCartney says he was in and out of a relationship while creating his third and latest album, Departure, but has been single now for about a year and a half.

And while Jesse won't identify the ex who inspired his lyrics, there is one name that can definitely be crossed off the list of suspects: Danity Kane's Aubrey O'Day.

At least to hear him tell it...

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Kate & Lance Suffer Star-Power Outage in NYC

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We love star perks, but it's nice to know there are some hot spots stars can't muscle their way into. Case in point, the New York Post says Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson dropped in for a bite at über-exclusive Rao's. The darling duo were turned away, perhaps unaware that people angle for a spot at one of the eight tables at this East Harlem eatery for longer than Lance used to train for the Tour de France.

And apparently the road from Almost Famous to almost seated is even more arduous.

Drew Barrymore's Tongue Twister

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Drew Barrymore may have stopped into the Velvet Grip tattoo parlor in Los Angeles yesterday afternoon, but she wasn't there to get inked.

Barrymore had her tongue pierced!

The star of the upcoming He's Just Not That Into You was heard explaining that she'd been wanting the standard stainless-steel barbell accessory for seven years, a source reports.

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Anne Hathaway's Very Hot Pants

Get Smart star Anne Hathaway tells Ben Lyons of E!’s Daily 10 that she accidentally set a pair of L.A.M.B. shorts down near a candle recently "and they actually caught on fire. So even when you're trying to be a rock star...your inner geek comes out. My inner geek is overpowering."

We usually don’t believe beautiful women who claim to be dorky. But it’s hard to call Anne a liar after she set her pants on fire.

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For most of us, lipstick smeared on our teeth will go unnoticed except by close friends or the person we've been smearing lipstick with. Stars aren't so lucky.

When an areola goes awry on the red carpet, an army of photogs is there to capture the moment. But come on, we can all just laugh it off, can't we? Sure, so with that in mind we offer up our gallery of goofs.

Enjoy it, especially if you recognize a gaffe you've committed yourself.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Grooming

Finally, even Indiana Jones can't escape the dreaded manscaping.

In a new PSA for Conservation International, Harrison Ford submits to a chest waxing in order to raise awareness about the threat of deforestation.

And as an added bonus, he cleans up that thatch on his pecs, too.

Kate and Owen's Bad Break

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We hear things didn't end well between Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson.

"Yeah, it was pretty hostile," says a source close to Owen. "Lots of shouting. Lots of tears."

Sources close to the couple confirm to E! News that the duo are no longer on speaking terms, following a blowout over allegations that Owen was flirting with other women while on location for the film Marley & Me in Miami.

"Look, they haven't been getting along really for most of the time they've been back together," said the friend of Owen, referring to when the couple reunited in February. "Owen can be a moody guy, very up and very down. And Kate is so upbeat, it was hard for her to take."

After all the bitter bickering, the couple basically stopped speaking for awhile.

Get the rest of the story after the jump...

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Awkward! Alanis Bares "Rock Bottom"

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Sure, Alanis Morissette has an album coming out next month, but you have to wonder about the timing of this revelation: The Canadian pop singer says a recent breakup led to her to try "everything from pounding pillows to sharing with intimate friends" in order to get through "a personal unraveling of significant relationships in my life."

"The record chronicles the rock bottom finally being hit," she tells People.

Ouch. Be strong, Alanis. We’ve all been there.

Still, did you have to bare your “rock bottom” the same week a famous ex of yours, Ryan Reynolds, announced his engagement to hotastic Scarlett Johansson? (Who, yes, also has a new album of her own to push, BTW.) As much as we feel your pain, you oughta know that raining on your ex’s parade just makes you look bitter. Next time, try saying, “I’m so happy for them”—even if you don't mean it.

Then you can go back to pounding the pillows.

Say a Prayer for Rose McGowan's Pooch

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Rose McGowan has more important things to think about these days than the possibility of the actors' strike. Like a sick dog.

Fester, one of her two Boston terriers, has a brain tumor. “He’s 11 years old, but five weeks ago he was jumping in the air,” McGowan told me at today’s MaxMara and Women in Film luncheon honoring Ginnifer Goodwin at the Sunset Tower Hotel. “I’ll get to spend more time with him [if the strike occurs]. For now, we all have to say a prayer for Fester.”

McGowan, herself, isn’t in the best of shape either...

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Dancing With Mario, Week 8

Mario, Karina Smirnoff, Dancing with the Stars ABC/Kelsey McNeal
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Did Len Goodman really have to conjure up images of Britney Spears' va-jay-jay on last night's Dancing With the Stars?

Read on for my exclusive chat with Mario to hear what he says about Goodman's remarks, being deemed a prince and getting nearly naked with Karina Smirnof...

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Cristián de la Fuente Going Under the Knife

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Just call it Surgery With the Stars.

Cristián de la Fuente may have injured himself pretty badly earlier this week on Dancing With the Stars, but he insists the show will go.

“This Monday we will be dancing,” de la Fuente said last night at the15th annual Race to Erase MS gala benefiting the Nancy Davis Foundation for Multiple Sclerosis in Los Angeles. “We have the tango and the mambo.”

Even so, de la Fuente will eventually undergo surgery. “They have to reattach the tendon to the bone,” he said. “They put you to sleep, do the surgery and then you have a month and a half recovery.”

Fellow DWTS contestant football star Jason Taylor is lending a hand, too.

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THE BIG PICTURE

Tennis, Anyone? Wimbledon may be over, but it looks like Kate's still game for some love-love action with Lance

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