Jonas Brothers Building a Wax Figure Army
Thu., Feb. 12, 2009 12:40 PM PST by Jennifer Cady
AP Photo/Peter Kramer
Just six months after unveiling a set of wax figures at the Madame Tussauds of Washington, D.C., the Jonas Brothers are back with another set of waxen clones, this time in New York City.
The way we see it, Kevin, Joe and Nick must be planting these things in every major world city so that when the time is right, they can activate their massive waxen army in order to secure complete world domination. This may not seem like the best idea considering how easy it is to melt wax, but everything else has worked out just fine for the JoBros. Taking over the planet shouldn't be too hard—they already own the tweens.
So let's enjoy our freedom and laughter while we still can as the real bros try to hide their disappointment over the significantly lamer hairdos given to their evil clone army.
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