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•  Soulja Boy is right, meeting girls in clubs ain't like it used to be: "Technology is so advanced from like 10 years back. I'm in the club last night chick sittin directly across me talking to me on Twitter LOL."

•  Miley Cyrus and Emily Osment do some light reading, especially for a sleepover: "Emily: Night by Elie Wiesel. Miley: Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini."

•  Diddy wants cheese and chicken: "White cheddar cheese popcorn is crazy!!! I wish they made some chicken that taste like this!! Lol lol."

•  Greg Grunberg is really not happy about the cancellation of My Name Is Earl. He likens it to crudités: "I love Chuck, don't get me wring, but I need my Earl. I dip my Earl in ranch and all is right in the world."

•  Will we be seeing M.I.A. hawking Coca-Cola in the near future? "OK so coca-cola asked me to be the face of Coke er um im lovin it? but its all about the milk this year, auto tuned baby im comin ZZZZ."

•  Tweet Topic: The stars are picking their American Idols. Adrianne Curry: Lambert. Brooke Hogan: Lambert. Paula Abdul: "Who do you think?"

Whether you voted for Adam Lambert or for Shawn Johnson, you should be following us on Twitter @eonline!

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When Miley Cyrus twitters that her thighs are capable of jiggling for three Mississippis, it just opens her up for haters to call her fat. The girl has more than 600,000 followers on Twitter, did she really think those were all fans who would just LOL at her jiggling thighs?

But rather than just let everyone body snark her, Miles stood up for herself and furiously typed the following Twitter rant in 140-character bursts of misspelled words—the mark of any true angry smartphone typing:

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Holly Madison is putting the hot back into hot stepper.

The erstwhile Girl Next Door is following in the footsteps—and then some—of fellow Dancing With the Stars alum Kelly Monaco, replacing the soap star in Sin City's sultry revue Peepshow.

And she's bringing her best assets with her.

"I can tell you that contrary to published reports, and unlike Kelly, Holly will be topless at times," a rep for the show told E! News.

Madison's rep has yet to comment on the former Playboy Playmate's stripped-down performance plans, but confirmed that she will be headlining the Planet Hollywood burlesque show for a roughly three-month run beginning in June.

Currently, the production features both Monaco and another DWTS celeb, Spice Girl Melanie Brown, both of whom have remained fully topped for the otherwise topless show.

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UPDATE: On June 4, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Robert L. Hess gave the plaintiff 10 more days to file an amended complaint in support of her case before he issues a ruling on whether to dismiss.
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Miley Cyrus' people apparently don't discriminate when it comes to how hard they'll fire back against someone who attacks their boss girl, no matter how kooky the cause.

The tween queen's legal team on Tuesday challenged a wannabe class-action suit filed by a woman who was offended by the infamous photograph of Cyrus and some of her friends slanting their eyes.

Cyrus' attorneys state that Lucie J. Kim's claim is predicated on a civil rights statute that has to do with equal access to public accommodations. Kim may complain that the Cyrus pic insulted Los Angeles County's entire Asian-Pacific Islander population, but her lawsuit does not entitle her to "redress for racial insults," the filing states.

Meaning, Kim doesn't deserve reparations just because she was offended.

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Following famous people on Twitter all on your own can get kind of annoying. They'll clog up your home page with all their @ replies, good mornings, blessings and exotic fancy travel. It's overwhelming.

But still, there is some very important stuff going down on Twitter, and that's why we're here with our new Twitterverses column—to help you weed through Heidi Montag's God shout-outs to find the important stuff like what kind of big philosophical discussion Ashton is having right now. So like @iamdiddy would say, "Let's go people!!!!"

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Bob Dylan just left Miley Cyrus blowing in the proverbial wind.

The grizzled folk-rock icon landed his second-straight No. 1 album, selling 125,000 copies of Together Through Life, per Nielsen SoundScan, rendering the Cyrus-fueled Hannah Montana: The Movie soundtrack a distant second.

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• You call that loyalty, Courteney Cox? What kind of Friend would gab it up with bestie Jennifer Aniston's hideous (just kidding) ex-husband?

• Shhh! Brad Pitt still keeps tons of secrets from Angelina Jolie, including all that money he's hiding under the mattress to spend on his art collection. Don't tell! (Oh boy, guess the cat's out of the bag now.)

• After all the smoke and mirrors issues on her Circus tour, Britney Spears is supposedly considering putting down some serious cash on a special oxygen chamber.

• Kevin Bacon got all "Mustang Sally" with a bunch of high schoolers. We're not sure what that means, either, but good for him.

• This is what Demi Lovato looks like when someone gives her a Chuck Norris Pez dispenser. We knew you were trying to imagine it.

• Dear Justin Gaston: You might want to lay off the Twitter. Posts like these (here and here) are only going to raise the gossip peeps' eyebrows, which is only going to get you in trouble with your girlfriend Miley Cyrus. We're here to help. Love, Rise 'n' Shine

Whoa! Did you see all the stars who turned out for the Met Costume Institute Gala last night? Madonna, Rachel Bilson, Anne Hathaway…they're all in the gallery!

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Gone is the Superbad funny business of yesteryear. Teenage romance and men in masks are what the 2009 MTV Movie Awards are all about.

That swoony, mushy love stuff—we're lookin' at you, Twilight, High School Musical 3: Senior Year and Slumdog Millionaire—and the studly superheroes—Iron Man, The Dark Knight—square off in the Best Movie category...and just about every other competition as well.

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It's a Jonas world and we're all just living in it!

The Jonas Brothers are venturing into television territory tonight with the premiere of their new Disney semi-docu-comedy JONAS and—we can't believe we're actually saying this—it's pretty fun.

Obviously created for those who love guys of the Kevin, Joe and Nick variety, the boys take time to tease about the personas the media has given them over the past few years. In fact, the premiere centers on Nick as a lovelorn Romeo, the littlest bro who falls in love too often (cue Miley Cyrus-Selena Gomez feud talk--again.)

There are cutesy musical numbers and some cheesy dialogue, but those JoBros can do no wrong. Most of the jokes are tongue-in-cheek, showing that these boys can roll with the punches and laugh at themselves.

In fact at one point, Joe tells Nick, "You're not dumb, you're just really intense, which is sad for you but lucky for us because we get great songs out of it." Well said, Joe. Well said.     

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