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No One's Safe From George Lopez's Political Zingers

Fri., Oct. 10, 2008 1:18 PM PDT by Marc Malkin

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Barack Obama may not want call on George Lopez to help him campaign for the presidency, 'cause who knows what the funnyman actor is likely to say.

Just the other night, while cohosting the Padres Contra El Cancer benefit in Hollywood with Eva Longoria Parker, Mr. Lopez not only took a shot at John McCain's looks but he even had some not so nice words for a big-time Obama supporter—but more on that in a second.

"Everyone makes a big deal about Barack Obama being the first black presidential candidate. How about John McCain being the first albino candidate?" Lopez cracked. "He's completely see-through."

Lopez also said he was not only looking forward to saying goodbye to Prez Bush, but he'd also like to see California elect a new governor.

"It's time for Schwarzenegger to go, too," Lopez exclaimed," and his dried-up-ass wife."

Yikes.

Someone may want to remind Lopez that Maria Shriver's support for Obama, (like his own), goes back to the primary election. She's even campaigned for him!

To be fair, Lopez was an equal-opportunity jokester.

"I'm convinced Sarah Palin is Latina," Lopez mused. "Because she has a job and her husband don't work. Her daughter is having a baby at 17, she's got to be Latina. She's gonna be a grandma, but she has an infant—she's Latina."

—Additional reporting by Dahvi Shira