Fashion Police: Janet Jackson, CEO of Casual Fridays

Janet Jackson wears an argyle sweater and flared slacks. We're on the scene!

Hey, Janet Jackson, we are feeling your biz-casual getup for the Giorgio Armani fashion show in Milan. We endorse your use of the sandy browns and prep school argyle. We do. 

But what's up with the elephant pants? You are way too fierce to be going to a runway show looking like a 1972 substitute teacher draped in unhemmed slacks!

If you're going the route of Executive Janet—instead of the Chesty Leather-Clad Tigress Janet—may we suggest a fitted pencil skirt to complement your professionally patterned sweater vest? Or perhaps some hip huggers that don't drag on floor?

You can cover it up (sorry FCC!), but don't slum it down, girl!