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I read in Star magazine that Jamie Lynn Spears was at a bachelorette party for one of her friends, but that she was pouting all night and not having any fun. She was, according to tabloids, apparently trying to spice up the night with a bunch of vodka, but it didn't help. I don't like that Jamie Lynn, who isn't even 21 yet, is being associating with vodka and then getting photographed all sulky. Vodka is a close personal friend of mine, and it has never let me down. Step off, bitch.