The Awful Truth

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Kate Hudson, batting her flirty li'l eyelashes with a table full of men at Teddy's in Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel.

A-Rod was mysteriously AWOL for the evening, leaving Kate, in a black minidress, to get her flirt on with every last dude sitting at her über-private table, tucked way in the back.

"She loves to touch men on the shoulder when she speaks to them," says our source. "You can tell she is a natural flirt and loves the attention. She has a strong sexual current. Her charm is infectious, and you could tell the men around her were intrigued."

Kate also managed to squeeze in a happy hello to Leonardo DiCaprio, who was seated across from her. But neither Kate nor Leo said a word to Teddy's regular Lindsay Lohan, partying five feet away from them all night.

Way to give the cold shoulder, babes—but it's prolly for the best you didn't encourage her bad behavior with any niceties. She might get the idea she's doing something right!

Another totally doable honey out celebrating with a big, ritzy group was...

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"Brutal honesty. We kind of give you more what's going on really in our family life."

—Sassed reality-show babe Shayne Lamas at the Really Awards, when we asked what her family has that the Kardashian clan doesn't

Should Kim, Khloé and Kourtney be worried about the Lamas fam stealing their hard-earned spotlight on the small screen? Call us biased, but we think there's room enough for both families on the boob tube, especially if both groups keep up the sillyass drama.

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Are you a Kardashian fan? Then you'll love their family album!

Who would have thought Kim Kardashian would be the least dramatic of all her sisters? OK, who really thought the Kardashians would get that famous at all?

While Khloé is coming off a shotgun wedding and as Kourtney is prepping for a baby boy, Kim has been dealing with what unfortunately many of us know all too as, well, boy problems...

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Dear Ted:
No question, just a comment on your Bitch-Back! You have your reasons for not liking Jen Garner. I do, too. A close friend of mine was friends with Ben Affleck long before Bennifer and Jen Garner. His mother and hers worked together. Anyway, when Jen Garner came into the picture, my friend went up to her to introduce herself. Jen was nothing but rude to her...pretty much like, "Who are you, and why are you talking to me?"
–Uncgenie

Dear Spot-On, Guv'na!
It's always nice to know your opinion is validated. Deep down, Jen is nothing like her onscreen persona, despite her cute-overload appearance and that sweet, toothy grin (no, readers, not a Toothy Tile hint, get back in your damn cages).

Dear Ted:
Stop pussyfooting around. Do Shafterella Shoshstein and Toothy Tile know each other well?
– Patricia

Dear No Pussyfooting Here:
Well, since they've worked on a movie together, I would hope they know each other well. Unless they're more like Seymour Slim-Bum and Darlene Deviant and totally hate each other, but no, that can't be right. In fact, I'm sure of it.

Dear Ted:
While hunting for info about our Twilight gang at Comic-Con, I found a neat little video of Nikki, Kellan and Rachelle at E.W. What I found interesting was when Kellan let it slip that Nikki was in Greece for the last three months, she gave him the evil look and made the shhh. Why would this be a big secret? Everyone already knows she was there. I'm lost on this one. What's your take?
– Jen

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Is Kim Kardashian cursed or what? First the curvy babe got the über-creeps from a rabid fan following her around her gym; then her fam's store, Dash, was vandalized—twice! The disturbing message tagged on the Calabasas, Calif., store's front window? "We [heart] You Kim!" If this is what hearting someone is, no friggin' thanks!

How much more invasive, weirdass stuff is gonna happen to Kimmy K. before she gives up the spotlight for good? Or at least gets a bigger bodyguard to protect her ass(ets). We bet she's praying for the simple days, when her biggest problem was a sunburn or having Paris as a best friend.

And Clay Aiken loves Adam Lambert, right!

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Khloe, Kourtney, and Kim Kardashian all hit up the Maxim Hot 100 Party last night in Santa Monica. The Kardashian sisses posted up at a table near DJ Am who was spinning, and they all seemed to be in a fun partying mood.

Kim looked smokin' in a tight white dress (no cellulite there, folks), but the gal who really stole the show was our fave sis Khloe. The babe rocked her tight fitted black dress and told buds she lost 16 pounds over the last several months. Whatever the girl's doin' is workin'! Just don't get all Lohan on us.

More va-va sibling…

Kim was quick to say hi to fellow Dancing With The Stars gals Lacey Schwimmer and Julianne Hough, both looking tiny and adorable. The gals all took pics together for a while and seemed to have a good time catching up.

Way less snap-happy—and then some—was permanent crank-jerk...

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You know you've made it to über celebrity when the crazies start coming out! We bet Kim Kardashian's seriously reconsidering signing up for this spoiled type of life.

Kimmy K. was taping her tummy exercise DVD at posh workout spot Equinox in Bev Hills when a fellow female gymgoer started following the booty-ful babe around the gym. The woman got way too creepy close to our dear K2—over and over and over—and she had to be kicked the ef out.

Feels like it was just yesterday that Paris was the nutty-fan magnet before frenemy Kim gobbled it right up, nipping at her stilettos.

The put-upon stars may very well have shifted for these two, but is K.K. regretting it? Sure, being famous for merchandising yourself, your family's reality shenanigans and some amateur Internet sex sure sounds like fun in the beginning, but it ain't all Sprinkles cupcakes.

We hope Kim's able to keep up with this superficial lifestyle, 'cause she's seriously doing a better job at the famous-for-frills thing than Ms. Hilton.

How? 

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If you have any doubts about Kim Kardashian's ability to keep a man under her...um, everything, just take a look at the pose the curvalicious hon and her beefy man, Reggie Bush, pulled for a recent GQ shoot. Now that's a woman who knows how to keep a man in line—just lie down on his fine ass!

Before we wake you up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, here's a little treat for ya: near skin shots of Kim Kardashian getting ready for her 2010 calendar shoot in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Yum—and I'm gay!

Although K.K.'s somewhat more blinding than glowing with that tan, we do think this gal has tons of sex appeal. She knows how to play up what she's got, right?

Jessica Simpson, take note—we don't give an ef what your weight is, but be boobalicious about it all. Thanks.

Paris Hilton, you may be wishin' you'd stayed BFFs with Kim Kardashian, 'cause she's workin' it on the web! So, too, is crafty sis Khloe. I mean, if Nicky Hilton and Pare-poo were this smart about finagling on the Internet, I dare say Paris's rep would be slightly less sullied, and Nicky's clothes, or whatever she designs, would sell better.

For ince, Kim just brilliantly endorsed her recent Razzie nomination, smartly running to the dubious achievement of distinction, rather than away from it like many a dumbo celeb. And Khloe just shows how much she has in common with media mastermind Tina Fey:

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“It's always people who shouldn’t be embarrassed about their bodies...Why not say, ‘Yeah, that’s me, I’m hot, what do ya want?’ If you’ve gone as far as recording the tape, you’ve subconsciously wanted someone to see that.”

—Porn actress Katie Morgan on Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and other sex-tape celebs who distance themselves from the origins of their fame