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Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom finally have a roost to call their own.

E! News confirmed Monday that the newlyweds have purchased a seven-bedroom home in Tarzana, Calif.—pretty close to Kris and Bruce Jenner's abode in Calabasas—for close to $4 million.

In addition to sleeping quarters for all of Khoé's siblings and a few Lakers, the Mediterranean-style manse has nine bathrooms, a gourmet kitchen, a gym, a theater, a pool and spa, an outdoor cooking space with two fridges and a barbecue pit, and a driveway that can fit around 15 cars.

We're just going to assume that high ceilings were a prerequisite.

Not bad for a first home as husband and wife—and they even got a deal! The price had recently been reduced by a million dollars due to the real-estate-unfriendly economic climate.

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While we wait for a Khloé at Home gallery, check out Khloé on the Karpet.

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When you're as shiny as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, it would stand to reason that you would create shiny things too, right?

Hollywood's most golden couple have teamed with high-end jeweler Asprey for a capsule collection called the Protector, according to Women's Wear Daily. The shimmering gold and silver accessories are inspired by snakes.

You know, because nothing says precious metals and stones like slithering creatures. And dudes with really hideous beards.

The limited-edition collection hits stores this week, with prices starting at $525 for a silver baby spoon. Proceeds benefit Education Partnership for Children of Conflict, which Angie cofounded.

Apparently, the mega mama received a snake ring just before giving birth to Shiloh and she considered it a protector of her family.

Speaking of families, you'll never guess who else is designing glittery baubles?

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Just as Khlomar's wedding excitement is dying down (or is it?), it's time to pack Kourtney Kardashian's hospital bags.

The E! star is expecting her little boy with boyfriend Scott Disick next month, and today it was time to shower the upcoming arrival.

Sisters Kim, Kendall and Kylie, as well as pals from college and beyond, gathered at Kris and Bruce Jenner's home in Calabasas at noon. In true Kardashian fabulousness, both Kourtney and Khloé arrived fashionably late.

A sign hung in the window of the sisters' clothing boutique, Dash, announcing that the store would be closed Saturday, and was signed with x's and o's.

No word yet as to how many rolls of toilet paper it took to wrap the mom-to-be's belly completely or if there was a diaper tutorial at the baby bash.

(Originally published Nov. 14, 2009, at 5:17 p.m. PT)

For exclusive details on the shower, check out this week's issue of Life & Style.

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We were taught in nursery school that name-calling isn't nice, but some people never learn.

This morning, while Shanna Moakler was on The Wendy Williams Show to promote an eponymous makeup line and announce she is returning to her post as coexecutive director of the Miss California pageant, she took a jab at one of E!'s own.

She called Khloé Kardashian Odom a "donkey."

Needless to say, Khloé was less than pleased. While her pal Jonathan Cheban launched a Twitter attack, the reality star kept up with a bit more of a passive-aggressive reaction.

"Who is shana moakler???" she tweeted. "I have no idea who this girl is but I guess she is talking about me. Talk on honey...I can care less LOL."

Of course, it's fairly safe to say the new Mrs. Odom has heard of the old Mrs. Travis Barker. She called Kim the very same name more than a year ago.

Wisely, Shanna has since backtracked, taking to her own Twitter account to do exactly what her nursery school teacher would require of her—to say she's sorry.

"@KhloeKardashian, you are right," she wrote. "We don't know each other personally and I apologize for my comment this morning."

Think that's really the end of it?

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 Kourtney Kardashian is giving Shanna the stink eye in Big Pic!

Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom give great interview.

In anticipation of E!'s special two-hour event Keeping Up With the Kardashians: The Wedding on Sunday, Nov. 8, at 8/7c, Chelsea Handler gets the newlyweds to dish on their courtship, other Laker wives and just exactly what Khloé thinks Lamar would like to do with his mother-in-law.

Trust us, you won't see that answer coming.

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Don't miss E!'s special two-hour event Keeping Up With the Kardashians: The Wedding on Sunday, Nov. 8, at 8/7c.

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Keeping Up With the Kardashians we can get behind. But beating up on the Kardashians? That's taking things a bit far.

The Kardashian Charity Knock Out took place last night at the Commerce Casino outside of Los Angeles. The event was supposed to be a fun way to raise money for the Dream Foundation, in which potential pugilists bid in an auction to box against the E! reality stars.

That's when things went downhill, especially for Kim and Rob Kardashian...

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When you're an NBA champ, it makes sense to do your courting on the court.

And in this clip from this Sunday's Keeping Up With the Kardashians wedding special, Lamar Odom and Khloé Kardashian shoot the breeze and shoot some hoops as they flirt their way toward the altar.

Check it out, and then catch Keeping Up With the Kardashians: The Wedding on Sunday, Nov. 8 at 8:00 p.m. ET/PT, only on E!

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Enjoy a photo album of the couple's courtship in our Khloé and Lamar gallery.

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There's a National Enquirer report going around today that our own E! star Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend, Reggie Bush, are planning a secret wedding once football season ends.

She cleared that rumor up on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM show this morning. "Gosh, I hope so," Kim K. sighed. "I don't know, I haven't heard that one. No, I'm definitely not planning my wedding."

It's this "Gosh, I hope so" that makes us think Kim might have been a little jeally of her little sister's quickie wedding. Ryan got her to address that too...

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