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As awards season is now in full swing with the Emmys this Sunday, we are assured one thing's for certain: There's no chance of Katherine Heigl sullying another glittering trophy, since the babe's not even nominated.

Ever since winning in 2007, she's only made bitchy outbursts, scheming paycheck plotting and embarrassingly formulaic career choices. If H'wood had known this is what would become of you, Kath, we bet you woulda never been voted into the glittering Emmys club in the first place.

Heigl is certainly not the only actor whose highly respected TV accolade should be rescinded on principle—for mostly, but not entirely, personal reasons.

Check out our gallery, chock-full of trophy winners who have in one way or another sullied the good name that is Emmy.

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See who should give up the gold in our Give That Emmy Back! gallery

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Now that the VMAs are over and out, we totally can't wait for the Emmys, an awards show Kanye West has zero chance of commandeering for his own attention-seeking reasons, thank heaven.

But there are a few other surprises certainly in store for Sunday's telecast, including some obvious, unfair treatment given to one specific celeb.

Can ya guess who the Academy's ass-kissing?

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Dear Ted:
Why are you so mean to Nikki Reed? I know that people love Robsten but why throw Nikki under the bus? Nikki is not a fame whore. She's done nothing to deserve that title. Robsten idiots unfairly gave that to her. You know that fans didn't like her since she was announced as Rosalie. They didn't give her a chance. That's where the hate came from. So why stimulate undeserved hate with insinuating things without any facts? The fact that Nikki values Kristen's friendship over Rob says it all. You think if the N & R fling didn't happen Kristen would have dumped Michael? Why don't you apologize to Nikki? If Nikki kills herself over this, I blame you and won't stop until you're fired!
—My Ballet

Dear Ouch!:
Wow. All I can say is...Nikki, is that you? Of course, it's not. But whoever you are, look: If anybody offs themselves (even emotionally) over a gossip blogger's comments, they're in the wrong business, clearly.

Dear Ted:
I just wanted to thank you for reporting on the Stewart-Pattinson (may as well hyphenate the names à la marriage style) liaison. There is something so Romeo and Juliet about the two of them. Oh, and by the way, fair prince, you're looking pretty darned dashing yourself. You're way too gorgeous in that rose shirt you had on during a recent broadcast. Yummy.
—Sno

Dear Dramatic:
Thanks, doll, I'm blushing to match my wardrobe! And let's pray Robsten turns out better than Romeo and Juliet did.

Dear Ted:
Shafterella Shoshstein's boyfriend is also famous, right? So why don't you give him a nickname and make his own Blind Vice?
—Jack

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You guys totally loved our last dating column with Ashley Greene—we're just sorry she couldn't give you any advice on how to get Robert Pattinson to notice you. (Our advice? Star in a movie with him.) Because the riddles of romance never go away, we hit up another famously outspoken femme to get her advice on another user-submitted love Q: Katherine Heigl!

Kath would know a thing or two about romance—she's still busting out those romantic comedies, and she recently got married to musician Josh Kelley. How did Heigl-hon get him to commit?

She tells us, "I made him a meal, and I swear he proposed to me after." How domestic! Read on for some romantic tips:

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"She's not too afraid to go out and have a few glasses of wine, a cigarette, have a McDonalds. And I gotta tell you, that's my kind of woman."

—Gerard Butler, telling us exclusively about the appeal of his The Ugly Truth costar, Katherine Heigl—'cause we truly wanted to know. Hey, at least Kath's got one person out there she hasn't pissed off yet. Too bad he's not an Emmy voter!

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Katherine Heigl looked delish, and way toned down, in her darker new 'do she debuted at the premiere of rom-com The Ugly Truth at the Arclight in H'wood. Unfortunately her punctuality could use some work, 'cause the babe was 20 minutes late. Someone trying to sneak out of talking about the Emmy noms?

'Course we asked her all about that, but first we tried to get some Grey's goss for the upcoming season. But Kath wasn't spilling.

"T.R. [Knight]'s no longer there, which is just depressing," was all Heigl would offer. "And Ellen [Pompeo] now has a basketball under her shirt instead of a tiny thing!"

We get it, you can't talk about any plot details. Or maybe you just despise every storyline the writers have conjured up for ya?

As far as the Emmy noms go, Heigl kept mum on her lack of a nomination but, predictably, couldn't keep her opinions to herself about everyone else in the cast:

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We're totally disappointed our naughtier, TV version of Twilight, True Blood, didn't get one damn friggin' single Emmy nom, not even any of the delicious actors involved. Doesn't the Academy drool over fangs and abs like we do?

Apparently not.

But even more absent from the Emmy noms list than Paqmo was the grab bag of attention-whore celebs you see in the rags and especially in this here blolumn.

Think that's a coincidence?

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Dear Ted:
Just wanted to comment on how totally right you are about this whole Summit-Robsten control thing! Did you see the blond lady sitting right in the smack between Rob and Kristen at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards? Is it me being paranoid with this control thing or was she really there as some kind of a manager?
—Paranoid

Dear Not Overreacting:
She's one of many handlers out there, darling, trust! I've seen her around at a couple of these things with Rob—she's very much like a babysitter. With handcuffs.

Dear Ted:
Since the cameras panned to one half of Robsten every time the other half won (and those looks they had for each other were precious) it is blatantly obvious now. When are they coming out of the "we're together closet"? Nothing is hidden anymore. The trolls are even quiet on your boards now. It's a fact, we only need the holding hands in public confirmation. P.S. Good Job, Buddy! I wonder if the naysayers are crying in their cornflakes this morning?
—Touchstone

Dear Renewed Faith:
My honest opinion? I bet they don't officially come out—at least no time soon. Robsten doesn't think they owe their private lives to anyone, and that's why we love 'em, right? I bet someone with enough balls will catch them kissing on a camera phone or something and that'll be the only confirmation we need.

Dear Ted:
Why is Kate's family bad-mouthing her more than her husband, Jon? And to cash in on all of this, they are no better.
—Dnnro

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Everyone goes under the knife in H'wood. Some come out looking good, and some come out looking like Mickey Rourke. Hey, at least Mick admits it.

One brave gal from the small screen just admitted she's about to have her own surgical procedure—can you guess who? Check your answer after the jump.

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Dear Ted:
What do you think of Katherine Heigl's comments about her wanting to stay on Grey's Anatomy? Her comments sound like they are coming a bit too late.
—Anne, Minn.

Dear Knocked Down:
Looks like Kathy's finally realizing Reese isn't going anywhere when it comes to big-screen romantic comedies, and Judd Apatow's prolly not returning her calls. Grey's is all she's got.

Dear Ted:
I read on Megan Fox's MySpace today that Robert Pattinson is in a relationship with a close friend of hers. I haven't read anything...what's your thoughts?
—Amie

Dear Pattinson's Paramour:
You'll be reading all about Pattinson's conquests soon enough.

Dear Ted:
I'm a fan of Ashley Greene and Jackson Rathbone, and after reading your last Blind Vice I was wondering if you were talking about them. Are they a couple? Please give me a straight answer on this one. 
—luisshi99

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Does Katherine Heigl have more fans or foes out there? Let's find out! The results are in for our Horrible Heigl poll, where we proposed a few ways the Grey's Anatomy writers could screw with Kath's near-death character, Izzie, on the show. Nonstop barfing, an anvil to the head or, even more damaging to her cranium, chopping off K's blond locks (the horror!).

But what was the No. 1 way most of ya wanted Kath to suffer before departing Grey's?

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