Why Does John Stamos Gotta Lie? Madonna, Too!
Why did John Stamos bother to lie about being drunk on a talk show when it was so obvious he was? And now he's confessed—why lie if you're just going to get caught?
—Cotton, via the Answer B!tch inbox
Come now. The stars, they already give us so much—sharing their mama's Cuban chicken recipe with Us Weekly and telling us that they're wearing Galliano on the red carpet. Can't a star manipulate people in peace without you greedy fans always asking for more, more, more?
I mean it's not like stars lie about everything, just every aspect of their lives—including whoppers such as...
Rise 'n' Shine: John Stamos Plotting Full House Flick
• Now that ER is over, John Stamos is left to ponder his next move in the chess game of stardom. He's thinkin' it's about time for a Full House movie, only without the Olsen twins. In his fantasy, he won't be playing Uncle Jesse—James Franco will. What say you? Are you ready for the return of the Tanners?
• The Real Housewives of NYC want to make one thing clear: They do not hang with those New Jersey ladies. (Translation: You stay on your side of the Hudson, we'll stay on ours…or else).
• Supposedly, Madonna's 28 dancers are a hotelier's worst nightmare. Here are 20 dancers who would probably be a dream.
• Gay rumors are not helping Kelly Clarkson find a man.
• Selena Gomez is always nipping at Miley Cyrus' kitten heels. The Hannah Montana star may have just scored a fashion line with BCBG's Max Azria, but Miss Gomez just had lunch with Tommy Hilfiger. Could some Wizards of Waverly Place concoctions be headed our way?
• Dear Ciara: Whoa! We would not want to face you in a limbo contest! Love, Rise 'n' Shine
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