jake gyllenhaal (40 posts)
Brothers: A Family Affair With Jake, Natalie & Tobey
Siblings are always fighting over stuff.
Even the wife and kids.
In the trailer for Brothers, Jake Gyllenhaal consoles the grieving Natalie Portman and her children following the supposed death of Jake's brother, Tobey Maguire. There's just one little problem with this, which the trailer isn't shy about revealing: Tobey's not dead.
Call this a different kind of family film. Think you'll see it?
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Not sure whether you'll see it? Check out some other upcoming flicks in our Movies From the Future! gallery.
Jake Gyllenhaal Takes a Stab at Being an Action Hero
It's all about the dagger, see?
In The Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, Jake Gyllenhaal must team up with a beautiful princess to battle an evil dude who has unleashed the sands of time, and the only way to do it is to use a dagger that can control time.
There's more, but pretty much all anyone cares about is whether a long-locked Jake looks good with his shirt off (he does!) and whether the rousing CG-enhanced adventures look like good fun (not sure!). People yell, things crash, and Jake and his costar bicker and banter before (we imagine) falling in love.
Based on a venerable video game, the trailer makes the film seems a little bit The Mummy, a little bit Raiders of the Lost Ark and a little bit The Bourne Identity, which should be a good thing. Based on this one trailer, though, we aren't convinced.
How about you? Is this something you'd want to see? Sound off, people.
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Reese Talks Cucumbers, Cozy Time With Jake
There's a reason why Reese Witherspoon is one of the craftiest broads in Hollywood.
Even though we know we're being manipulated with each interview into thinking of this pixie as the sweet girl next door (which she ain't), she does it in a way that makes us still like her. Jennifer Garner take notes, by all means.
Reese covers In Style next month and totally takes a play outta the Brangelina interview book.
Like opening up about her sex life, perhaps?
Ryan and ScarJo Head Into Gyllenspoon Territory
Leave it to Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson to finally be spotted out in public together—and we can't even see their faces! Ry and ScarJo took a wild ride on Reynolds' motorcycle in L.A., and all we can do is yawn.
It's totally heatless!
Scarlett, if we were gripping a tight bod like Ry-Ry's we would hold onto his muscles for dear life—maybe even throw a leg or two around his ripped waist just to remind all those fantasizing girls out there that that's what you get to do in private, too.
We never get to see two of the most gorgeous people on the planet, who just happen to be married, out together ever.
Scar and Ry have been the butt of a few rumors surrounding their marriage—that not all is well in paradise—but they still like being around each other enough to sit close 'n' tight on a hog, we guess. Sure, a "wild" bike ride trumps Jake and Reese's standard latte hangouts, but Rarlett has so much more potential than Gyllenspoon that it pains us to see them throw their yummyness away for a bad set of helmet hair.
Show us some sexy, you two! Even Robsten manages to do it better and they are way more on the down-low.
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Yawn. Scarlett. Clothes. YAWN.
Behold! The Blind Vice Superstars Photo Gallery!
The Awful Truth is just as obsessed with our Blind Vices as you nosy folks are, so we decided to take a brief glimpse back at some of our fave celebs honored in our sin-celebrating section. Too fun!
Those celebs featured in our new Blind Vice Superstars gallery are top-drawer Vice subjects, every last one of 'em. And not the minor pissy supporting players, but the major starring beloved Vicers.
No, we're not outing anybody in our photo flip book, though we have in the past—Blind Vices for Teri Hatcher (Death-Mint Myrtle), David Duchovny (Sylvester Slimeball), Doug Reinhardt (Dexter Lecter) have all been revealed, along with a few other trouble-loving stars.
See? We're good sports! And one of these famous faces could be the next Blind babe we're totally willing to expose.
Don't be too cocky like ya know who each one is...There have been many hundreds of B.V.'s over the years, and these are just 25 choice celebs.
Can ya guess who's who? Happy hunting, folks! Here's to foul play!
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Meet 25 of Hollywood's most A-list secret-keepers in our Blind Vice Superstars gallery!
Cruise, Reynolds and Gyllenhaal: Hot for Coldplay
The stars were shining at Coldplay's Saturday-night concert at the Home Depot Center in Carson, Calif.
Spotted backstage coming and going throughout the show and at the VIP afterparty were Tom Cruise, Ryan Reynolds, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ginnifer Goodwin and, of course, frontman Chris Martin's wife Gwyneth Paltrow.
Meanwhile, director Jon Favreau hosted the Iron Man sequel wrap party last night for about 400 people at new celeb hot spot Playhouse in Hollywood.
Favreau spent most of the night playing DJ. No surprise, but "he played a ton of Michael Jackson," according to one partygoer.
The flick's cast wasn't spotted at the bash, but that's no biggie. Big wrap parties are more for the crew than the stars.
And remember last week how I told you that it appears Vanessa Minnillo is getting along just fine since her split from Nick Lachey? Well, Mr. Lachey is doing OK, too. He was seen yesterday afternoon hanging with a group of four girls and two guys at the Water Club's pool in Atlantic City.
A source said, "Nick was very friendly and left a nice big tip."
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We also just spotted a shirtless Ryan Phillippe out and about. For a look at his smokin' bod, check out the Big Picture gallery.
Do-Me Meter: Jake Gyllenhaal's Got Giant Muscles!
First we had Brad Pitt in Troy. Then Colin Farrell in Alexander. Now joining these long-haired hunks with epically pumped pecs in epic pics comes...Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia!
Almost didn't recognize him without a latte in his hand.
We can barely look away from EW's "first look" sneak pics—but instead of drooling, we can't stop giggling. Beefcaked within an inch of his life, Jakey looks like one of the animatronics from some Gladiator theme park ride—or like he's on the way to a Purim costume party with Dem and Ashton.
So, yeah. We aren't buying this rough-and-tough Gyllenhaal. We much prefer him toned down, all sleek and sensitive. (Though we bet Reese sure doesn't.) I mean, come on, it looks just so, well...gay, right?
What do you think?
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Rise 'n' Shine: Megan Fox, Always a Bridesmaid
• Those dastardly lad mags have made Megan Fox No. 2 yet again! First, Maxim places Olivia Wilde just ahead of the starlet, and now the Transformers hottie loses to British babe Cheryl Cole (from the group Girls Aloud) for the FHM title.
• Robin Wright Penn opened up to a psychology magazine just before her latest round of off-again, on-again union with husband Sean Penn. "All marriages have their cycles and phases," she said forebodingly.
• Paris Hilton was peeved when her bodyguards supposedly found some sort of recording transmitter in her Dubai hotel room. In the meantime, the BFF seeker may be in a little hot water for donning a bikini in the conservative Arab nation.
• All kinds of TV babies are on their way! Scrubs star Judy Reyes and her boyfriend, director George Valencia, are expecting their first child. Additionally, 24 and HawthoRNe actor D.B. Woodside and gal-pal Golden Brooks, of Girlfriends fame, are anticipating a child together, due in September.
• Amy Winehouse may be beachy keen on moving to St. Lucia for good.
• Dear Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal: You two are cute enough as it is. Is it really necessary to match for your workouts? Love, Rise 'n' Shine
All this drama calls for a refreshing trip through the pretty Beach Bodies gallery.
We're hot too...on Twitter @eonline!
Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal to Do Drugs?
First comes marriage, then comes Viagra.
After playing an unhappily married couple in Brokeback Mountain, Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal are in talks to reteam for Love and Other Drugs. The flick is director Ed Zwick's adaptation of Jamie Reidy's delightfully titled nonfiction book Hard Sell: Confessions of a Viagra Salesman, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
Gyllenhaal would play a role based on Reidy, a Pfizer drug rep who romances a Parkinson's patient played by Hathaway.
Sex, drugs and beautiful stars? Sounds great. But if the film lasts more than four hours, somebody better call a doctor.
And who is Julia Roberts about to devour?
Robert Downey Jr. Birthday Brings A-Crowd
When Robert Downey Jr. has a birthday, he gets plenty of A-list help to blow out the candles...all 44 of them.
The Iron Man actor celebrated at Bond St. at the Thompson Beverly Hills hotel on Saturday night, where Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin, Sting and Ben Stiller were on the list.
Also in attendance: Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal, who “were cuddling and a picture-perfect couple all night,” says a source.
Robert stayed sober, sipping espresso the entire evening, while his partygoers downed hot sake, specialty cocktails and champagne and soaked it all up with sushi and mini lobster tacos.
Dessert included individual chocolate meltdown cakes...and for the reformed bad boy and his pals, it seems like that was the only birthday meltdown of the night.
Rise 'n' Shine: Reese & Jake's Turn for Ring Rumors
• According to Star, Reese Witherspoon arrived at a photo shoot wearing an engagement ring from boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal, but took it off shortly after she got there. Funny how she hasn't worn said sparkler anywhere else.
• Justin Timberlake may be doing tequila. He'd probably do Pee-wee Herman's dance pretty well, too.
• This sounds a lot like a country song. Given that it involves LeAnn Rimes, we shouldn't be surprised.
• One of Oprah's adopted puppies died last week. Sad.
• How does 50 Cent bring heat to a big rivalry? With porn, of course!
• Alanis Morissette is such a turn-off.
• Bob Dylan is kind of a stinky neighbor.
• If Mel Gibson ever sends you dessert, we recommend you refuse it.
• Dear James Franco: Can we get a sip of your Diet Coke? You It looks delicious and refreshing. Love, Rise 'n' Shine
Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant bring the Hollywood heat to NYC in the Big Picture gallery!
Jim Carrey & Jake Gyllenhaal to Make Damn Musical Together?
Jake Gyllenhaal can sing? Jim Carrey, too?
I sure hope so.
The pair are said to be attached to a new movie adaptation of the classic Broadway musical Damn Yankees.







