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Lindsay Lohan either finds Samantha Ronson exceedingly funny or thinks it’s hysterical that we care so much about their relationship.

Because no matter how late the hour or how random the moment, LiLo has been all giggles this summer, laughing it up with Sam from Hollywood to Cannes to New York and back again.

Maybe they’re just enjoying each other’s company so much that they can’t stop smiling. Maybe they’re winking over a giant inside joke. Either way, after her various run-ins with rehab, it’s nice to see Linds finally having a ga...um, happy ol’ time. Check out their miles of smiles in our exclusive photo gallery.

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A smile goes a long way. Just ask Sarah Larson, George Clooney’s former girlfriend, who tells Hello! magazine she isn’t angry. NOT. ONE. BIT. Nope. Happy as a clam.

"I make good money. I have a house. I have all the things I've always wanted. I'm in a good place."

That’s right. No hard feelings, George. The former Vegas cocktail waitress and Christian Audigier model (her first billboard just went up Monday over the Ed Hardy boutique) will just take her big, TOTALLY UNBITTER smile to some other breathing lottery ticket. Thanks for the laughs.

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We've been keeping our eye on Matt Damon, and not just because he's the Sexiest Man Alive. For quite some time, Damon had seemed to be plumping up like Ball Park Frank.

While some had speculated he was wearing a fat suit, Damon now admits to People his flab is 100 percent all-natural man meat.

Yep, there's now more Matt Damon to f--k love. The one-time action hero packed on between 20 and 30 pounds for his role in the upcoming thriller The Informant, which we’re guessing is about a whistler blower at a pretzel, beer and doughnut factory.

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Who said the French don’t have a sense of humor? Well, OK, we have. Repeatedly. But it turns out we were wrong.

A due-any-minute woman staying in the same Nice hospital as Angelina Jolie flashed her belly to paparazzi through a suite window. She no doubt meant it as a joke—“Any pregnant belly will do, oui?”

But the joke’s on the media for giving the French woman’s unborn fetus his/her 15 minutes of fame. How drôle. (No word on whether the man next to her is Jerry Lewis.)

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Blond hair? Check. Gypsy 05 maxi dress? Check. Oversize white sunglasses that make her look like the love child of Elvis and a tzetze fly? Check.

With so much going for her, why doesn’t Tori Spelling look exactly like Paris Hilton?

She missed one key ingredient: self-inflicted spray-tan gun wounds. Better luck next time, Tori.

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If you pushed the snooze button instead of listening to Ryan Seacrest's morning show on KIIS-FM, then you probably don't know that marriage engagements are like stripper poles and that Carmen Electra doesn’t much care for paperwork. (Like they say, the early bird catches the, um, writhing, squirmy bit of information.)

While we had already told you that Carmen is in no rush to marry fiancé Rob Patterson, we didn’t know that her hesitation was due not to the fact that she'd been married twice before but to an aversion to filing.

Confused? Here's how Carm tells it...

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Mothers-in-law are such a pain. Always slipping the kids candy or messing up your kitchen. Or talking to the press about deeply personal marital issues that you’d rather not see published in tabloids all over the world.

Guy Ritchie’s mom reportedly told the Daily Mail that despite rumors, Guy and Madonna “are not getting divorced,” adding rather Britishly, “The speculation is TT—that’s total tosh.”

We imagine Madonna will let Lady Amber Leighton know that it’s also NOYB—that’s none of your business.

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Leonardo DiCaprio was just spotted on the Boston set of his new movie, which they tell us is called Shutter Island.

But given the greasy bed-head hairdo and smarmy-looking all-white outfit they’ve stuffed him into, we’re wondering if they didn’t mean Shudder Island. Eeek!

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Miley Cyrus graces the latest cover of Billboard, dishing about coming of age, being taken seriously as an artist and the controversy surrounding her naughty, naughty shoulder blade.

We've always loved us some Miley, but we find it hard to take a woman too seriously when all 90 pounds of her is saying stuff like, "I’m a good ol’ Southern girl that likes her Cracker Barrel at 9 o’clock at night and if I want it, gosh darn, I’m going to eat it. I’m not going to make myself miserable."

Uh-huh. Here are more of her "imperfections" in some Hannah highlights:

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A photographer with blind blonde bald ambition is reportedly auctioning off the now famous hair extension that fell off of Kate Moss in front of photographers in Berlin recently.

It’s not bad enough that Kate had to leave something so personal behind her—now the hairpiece is going to be owned by some fetishistic fan who bought it on eBay?

Or maybe the person who claims it will turn out to be Kate’s true love. Like Prince Charming retrieving Cinderella’s lost slipper. Only much more gross.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are the next Brangelina!

OK, so they haven’t adopted kids from every country on the planet. And, no, she isn’t preggers with twins. Or a U.N. ambassador (despite her charitable efforts). And they aren’t ridiculously gorgeous Hollywood power players. And...wait, we forgot why we were making the comparison. Oh yeah! They’ve decided not to get married.

We knew it was something. Congratulations on your, er, nothing.

Christina Aguilera rocks the vote in a new ad for, well, Rock the Vote. But the PSA will not be a solo project: Baby Max appears, too. Swaddled in the American flag. Like a pooping patriotic prop.

“He’s going to be subjected to the press in one shape or another...What a great way to subject him in such a positive way,” Christina tells Larry King, adding that it’s important for young people to voice their opinions—like about whether they want to appear on TV?