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Dina Lohan got punched in the face when she tried to get Lindsay into rehab last year—so why do we still feel sorry for LiLo?

Because the revelation is just part of another audio recording released by daddy dearest Michael Lohan to Radar Online as part of his so-called concern for his daughter's life.

"You don't even know what I'd go through trying to get her into, like, rehab and stuff," Dina is heard telling Michael over the phone in a conversation dated September 2008. "She'd like, punch me in the face, kick me out of the car...like you don't know the (expletive) I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself.  It was very difficult."

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What could possibly have caused the former O.C. starlet to flash us her tongue on the way to a photo shoot at L.A.'s Miauhaus Studios?

Is she just as P.O.'d over the balloon boy hoax as we are? Or is it a reaction to the casting of her BF Hayden Christensen in Jumper 2? (Stay put this time.)

Either way, the gesture's got us feeling like silly little kids. Real nice beanie, Rach. Nyah, nyah!

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Rachel may be feeling goofy, but see who's all glamour in our Big Pic gallery.

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Dark forces are keeping Lindsay Lohan from being with her true love. But where there's a broken heart, there's a Twitter account just begging for an outburst.

"I'm in love with her, as she is with me," writes poor LiLo of Samantha Ronson. But it's that darn Ronson clan who is keeping these star-crossed lovers apart. "Her family will cut her off if she contacts me…they hate her brilliance&resent her happiness."

We're gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that Ma and Pa Ronson might be a lot more sympathetic, Linds, if you weren't giving the world constant updates on the state of your relationship with Sam and her fam. Just a thought.

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Love following the dirty details of Hollywood loves gone wrong? Check out our gallery of Big Celebrity Splits.

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Oh, you again.

Awards season brings together the same famous faces over and over as stars make their way down countless red carpets, hoping for a trophy to take home.

Take this season's most notorious nominee, Angelina Jolie, and her prize-grabbing nemesis, Kate Winslet (she bested Angie at the Golden Globes).

Neither one took home the SAG Award for Best Actress Sunday night—though Kate did snag the Best Supporting statue—but wouldn't you know it, they're gonna face off again at the Oscars. Before they do, we're giving you a chance to judge which star took home the prize for best blue dress on the red carpet.

Play our Red Carpet Pose-Off Game pitting Angie vs. Kate, plus plenty of showdowns between more of your favorite fashionistas, and you could even win a fabulous prize. Just don't tell Angie.

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"I didn't get a chance to see the show until the final product, and it was clearly not what it could've been...It's going to miss the target a little bit...It's like [having] Indiana Jones without Indiana Jones."

—David Hasselhoff, who played Michael Knight on TV from 1982 to 1986, on the new Knight Rider series being shot without his input

Having an audience when you're at the gym is bad enough—try huffing and puffing when you're Britney Spears. A paparazzi scrum gathers to watch the pop tart work out with a friend at a Bally's in Studio City on Wednesday.

And while Brit pretends to be annoyed and moves from a treadmill to a stationary bike—not so effective when it's in full view of the window—we think she's just trying to avoid looking winded with everyone watching. Can ya blame her?

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Holy Manolo! Are those Birkenstock sandals we spy on Sarah Jessica Parker's feet? As she makes her way to designer Carlos Miele's downtown boutique to film a commercial, no less!

Walking around Manhattan (or specifically the cobblestoned Meatpacking district) may not be easy in heels, but millions of women do it every day because of Sex and the City's stiletto fetish.

So suck it up, SJP. You don't get to change the game—or the gear—midway through. Just slip those pretty shoes back on your dainty feet and we'll forget we ever saw you in these clunkers.

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Grunge aficionado and former Hills star Justin Bobby apparently does more than brood,  break Audrina Patridge's heart and ride his motorbike. He's now a fashion model.

The shaggy-haired reality star has surfaced in a look book for Orthodox, a menswear label, repped by People's Revolution.

Sound familiar? It's the same PR agency that employs Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port. But a source there swears to us it's all just a coincidence. "The designer just so happens to be friends with Justin, and there is no People's connection or The Hills."

Couldn't someone have conveniently coincidentally found Audrina a modeling gig that didn't involve posing topless?

—Via The Moment

Madonna gave a very informative interview to an Arizona radio station Friday morning.

On the acceptable discussion list with hosts Johnjay and Rich: hubby Guy Richie wouldn't have sex with her while on the Cookie Diet. "He's not on it anymore, thank god."

Falling under the TMI catergory: Madge undergoing a colonic. "Oh my god, is nothing secret?"

Funny, that's probably what Guy was thinking when you revealed to the nation that he wouldn't boink you.  

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Hollywood starlets, they're a lot like us.

The rehearsing cast of High School Musical 3 took a snack break at local Salt Lake City pizza parlor Settebello Pizzeria Napoletana last Tuesday, E! News has learned.

Disney stars Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens patronized the joint and split a margherita pizza and salad, with the total bill coming to less than $20 bucks.

And according to Mike the manager, the girls left a very generous tip, doubling the actual bill. "They were supernice and generous and left a big tip. Really big. Really nice of them."

OK, so maybe they're a little like us...but a lot more generous!

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Hot dayum! The CW is trying a spankin' new campaign for the return of Gossip Girl (April 21) that's sure to get some attention—good, bad or naughty.

One midorgasm moment being promoted features Serena and Nate putting the F-factor in OMG, while the second one stars Blair and Chuck looking slightly less, uh, rapturous.

It's a brilliant marketing campaign. Heck, we'll be tuning in now. But how do you think the passion gonna play in less permissive markets, even if, as insiders say, the F in OMFG will only appear in select locations? 

If you're a Jonas Brothers fan with an additional fondness for Oprah, this backstage kickin'-it-with-the-fam clip taped for her April 24 show is gonna make you squeal.

As for the rest of us, we'll just sit this one out...with earplugs.