Levi McConaughey: Most Likely to Be...
Levi McConaughey might end up being a bit of a challenge for his easygoing papa, Matt. After all, a father's personality isn't a preview of what's to come from his son.
Which has us believing that little Levi is going to tap into some dormant genetic combo buried deep within the McConaughey DNA that will lead him into the analytical, logic-filled world of physics and the world around us. Levi will look at all things with wonder, curious about what's going on behind the scenes, anxious to discover what pulls the strings in all he sees...
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt: Most Likely to Be...
Shiloh was already under huge pressure before she'd even arrived. News of Brangelina spawning their firstborn had us squirming in anticipation at the sight of what might be the most attractive person ever to walk the Earth.
It was a dubious honor for Shiloh to have bestowed on her. But we expect Shiloh will challenge herself, knowing she's more than her exterior. And one day, while sitting in an architecturally sophisticated yet highly uncomfortable chair her father purchased years earlier and listening to her mother work out travel arrangements for visiting a U.N. refugee camp, she'll realize her path.
It's our guess that path will lead Shiloh to become a much-sought-after architect/civil engineer, one who specializes in building new housing in the corners of the world most in need of a fresh start. And nothing could be more attractive than that.
Violet Affleck: Most Likely to Be...
Bennifer's offspring is most likely to be the most sincere, generous and compassionate person you will ever meet in your life. Ever. And she won't be nice in that sweet, doe-eyed, nonopinion kind of way (er, Emmy Rossum). Violet will disarm you. She'll hit you with a knockout combo of self-possession and aplomb topped off with infectious élan.
You'll never hear Violet say, "Oh, bring it!" when confronted with hostility. No. She'll offer a heartfelt, understanding smile and calmly ask, "Do you need to talk?" And as if that weren't jarring enough to an aggressor, she'll follow it up with, "Sometimes, the people who don't deserve love are the ones who need it the most..."
Though we don't think it'll actually get to that point, because this kid's smile alone can disarm someone 100 yards away.
Kingston Rossdale: Most Likely to Be...
In honor of all the kids going back to school today, we're taking a guess at what the future holds for some of our favorite celebrity offspring. And we start with Kingston Rossdale.
Kingston has always been a badass. Mom might be choosing his clothes at the moment, but like her, he makes the style his own. Plus, with his air of "whatevs" under the paps' lens, we can tell he's just itching to break from the constraints of nap time and sippy cups so he can follow his own cues.
Imagine the musical talents and tastes of Mark Ronson and DJ AM combined with mama Gwen's eye for the original…in a teenager. That's right. We're guessing big. Before we know it, we're sure Kingston will be 15 and the first-call DJ for every hot party on the planet—from Dolce & Gabbana bashes to Vegas club openings. And he'll still manage to be home by curfew.
Have a guess of your own on what's in store for this A-list tot? Sound off below!
Peace Finally Comes to The View
The ladies of the View have officially been photographed together for the first time, with Sherri Shepherd finally earning her place as the fifth horsewoman at the roundtable of the apocalypse.
Sherri's arrival last year signified an end to several tumultuous seasons marked by on-air feuding, off-air feuding, babies being born, tears and much grammatically incorrect blogging.
Also relegated to the ages was the stressful yet ultimately successful search for a person who was, all at once, a believer in the 15th-century solar system, a supporter of this country's one-year election cycle and good on television.
And now, with their struggles but a memory, the cast places Sherri in its center, symbolically holding the daytime-TV family together and placing an even more comfortable distance between Whoopi and Elisabeth.
Lindsay's Leggings in the Wild
We imagine that Lindsay Lohan is now saying "ha!" to everyone who has ever put her down or said she's losing her credibility as a viable actress. Well ha!, indeed, naysayers. Lindsay's shown she can't be pigeonholed. She's an entrepreneur...a seer of the bigger picture. And right now, that last laugh she's having is from having finally released her long-awaited line of leggings she threatened us about in May.
They have officially hit the market at ShopIntuition.com—all four styles of them. Well, let's call it three, since one, which we're tempted to call "fashion spats,"is basically a legwarmer that apparently vacuum seals to your ankle.
But if that isn't your look and if you don't feel like owning a shiny, $100-plus, dry-clean-only set with real-live stirrups, go with the Mr. President legging. With this style's built-in knee pads, you can now, um, retrieve things that have rolled under the couch or, um, under the refrigerator and still be able to enjoy many classy activities.
Tim McGraw Lays Down the Law
Don't mess with Tim McGraw.
Sure, stopping a concert and asking someone to give back the ring they just pulled off your finger seemed kinda hard-core at the time. But last night at a show in Washington, McGraw yanked a fan out of the crowd after seeing the man rough up a female concertgoer. The crooner initially called for security to get things under control, but after a few lagging seconds decided to get 'er done himself. (Sorry.)
In a statement, the singer's rep said, "While Tim was performing at the White River Amphitheater in Auburn, Wash., last night, he watched a man rush to the front of the stage. This overly aggressive fan attacked a female fan and Tim witnessed this incident."
And McGraw didn't approve. The country star grabbed what looks like a Cops extra onto the stage and effortlessly tossed him aside. From our vantage point, security was restraining the fan for his own protection—not Tim's.
New Single From Heidi! Awesomely Horrible!
A new single from Heidi Montag! Finally!
Only, initially we thought we'd been tricked. We clicked the link and the first thing we heard was what sounded like our computer telling us the file could only be played back on Soviet-era Tandys. Either that or our headphones had gone toward the light, which meant an office-wide hunt for a working pair might be at hand.
Turns out it was just the intro to "Fashion"...
Romeo, Romeo, What Are You Searching For?
What happens the one time Becks gets recognized for something other than an Armani ad or leaving the world's largest carbon footprint? He's upstaged...by his own son, no less.
Just as the celebration for that 100th cap soccer honor David blogged about gets into full swing, li'l Romeo goes nose digging all the way up to the knuckle and then holds the pose, all while flashing a facial expression showing just how intense his focus is.
Bravo, Romeo. We admire your blasé attitude in the face of your parents' celebrity scrutiny. We hope to see you celebrate your 100th something someday.








