Update
D.A. Disses Jayde Nicole-Joe Francis Death-Defying Scuffle
This is a case of he said, they said and the district attorney said, "Whatever."
Joe Francis claims Brody Jenner's girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, attacked him outside L.A. nightclub Guys & Dolls early in the morning on Aug. 28.
Nicole, however, claims the Girls Gone Wild guru came after her, and she's since filed a $1 million lawsuit against him. Francis in turn countersued last week, claiming he thought the Playboy model was going to "kill" him.
They don't have any major injuries to speak of, so it's a good thing they have those civil suits to help them figure out what happened that night. Prosecutors are wiping their hands of the drama.
"The interests of justice do not support the filing of criminal charges against any of the three suspects," states the Los Angeles County District Attorney's charge evaluation worksheet.
Of course, the authorities don't completely give up on pointing fingers at the instigator of all the hair-pulling drama.
Snoop Dogg's Bullet Bling Makes Airport Security Bark
Memo to Snoop Dogg: Airport security guards—especially foreign ones—aren't, um, too fond of bullets as baubles.
The Doggfather wound up in the dogghouse after donning some blinged-out ammo at the Beirut International Airport. The star was on his way back to the U.S. following a concert in the Lebanon capital.
"It has nothing to do with U.S. customs; it was the security in Beirut that caused the issue," a source tells E! News.
The necklace, from the socially conscious Bullets 4 Peace collection promoting world peace, was confiscated.
The rapper clearly has a sour relationship with airports. He was arrested in 2006 for trying to board a plane with a collapsible baton, was banned from Heathrow Airport in London in 2006 for a fight and was arrested on drug and weapon possession charges from Burbank's Bob Hope Airport in 2007.
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