Ever feel like you're alone in your undying adoration of all things Twilight?

Probably not, but if it's any consolation funnyman Jimmy Kimmel is right there with you.

Last Friday, the late-night host welcomed the New Moon crew to his show, and encountered a dilemma each of us faces all too often: Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner? Or better yet, Edward or Jacob?

"They're very good looking people," he told E! News at the International Myeloma Foundation charity event. "They're vampires—one of them is a werewolf. You don't see that too much."

So, which is it? Kimmel's not picking sides (smart move!). "I think it's racist to pick between vampires and werewolves," the star teased. "So, I'll say that I love all monsters equally."

"Monsters" seems a bit strong. We prefer to call them "sexy beasts."

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The New Moon World Tour is madness!

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Holiday movie season and high Oscar season have kicked off. But only one is kicking mistletoe.

While Jim Carrey's A Christmas Carol led a bah-humbug weekend with an underwhelming $31 million, per estimates, the Oprah Winfrey- and Tyler Perry-backed award-show contender Precious grossed a stunning $1.8 million at only 18 theaters.

Elsewhere, Michael Jackson's This Is It did its thing (solid $14 million here, bigger $29 million overseas), George Clooney's The Men Who Stare at Goats ($13.3 million) did better than expected for a movie with goats and George Clooney in it, and Cameron Diaz's The Box ($7.9 million) just didn't really open. 

A look inside the numbers:

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Not since the days of Will Ferrell and Tina Fey has Saturday Night Live been able to deliver a full hour-and-a-half of laughs, but leave it to Hollywood's golden girl to change all of that.

Taylor Swift played host and musical guest of the season's best SNL, and the country-crossover sensation did so with grace and dignity by not mentioning all of the things we were dying to hear—well, sort of.

Swift wrote a little ditty to kick off the show called "Monologue Song (La, La, La)," in which the star serenaded the world by discussing the things she would not be...discussing.

Like little ol' Kanye-gate, perhaps? "You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye [West]," crooned Swift. "But there's nothing more to say because everything's okay...I've got security lining the stage," the songstress teased as Bill Hader and Jason Sudekis joined her side.

And Joe Jonas got it even worse. "You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone, but I'm not gonna mention him in my monologue," Swift continued with a grin, "Joe, I'm doing real well—tonight I'm hosting SNL!"

Plus, Swift all but confirmed her status with rumored love Taylor Lautner, singing: "If you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight," then stopping to wave at the camera, mouthing "Hi Taylor," and blowing him a kiss.

Outside the tween realm, watch Swift take on the ultimate role: rocking a Kate Gosselin wig in The View sketch.

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According to reports, oft-rehabbed Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler may split from the group to work on solo projects. Isn't that like the sun taking time off to work on solar issues. In other words, doesn't it seem like Aerosmith is pretty much of a Steven Tyler solo project already? But who knows, maybe Joe Perry and the other guys, whoever they are, are better off without that knock-off Jagger dude (Jagger-off?).

Clearly, these waters are too deep for us, so help us out and let us know if you think the classic rockers should continue to "Dream On" and "Walk This Way" and whatnot.

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We hear the Parents Television Council is counting the reasons why Monday's touted Gossip Girl threesome shouldn't be aired. We see a like-minded group in South Carolina is making a similar case. And we gather some unaligned parents may be forming their own concerns.

What we don't understand is why everyone doesn't understand: Threesomes on TV are good; threesomes on Gossip Girl are better!

Go ahead, object to this.

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If you think Kristen Stewart is protective of her private life, you ain’t seen Taylor Lautner. The most famous member of the New Moon wolf pack got his hackles up Friday afternoon at a press conference for the film (though he cooled out later in the vid above), when a reporter asked him about rumors that he’s dating Taylor Swift.

"What about us?” Lautner shot back. “The very funny thing is that all of you have seen every single move I have made so I guess I can leave that up to you to decide.”

Well, OK then. Just don’t bite anyone.

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Susan Boyle may not have dreamed the dream of being a dancing queen, but that's not stopping her from performing alongside a few of them.

The Britain's Got Talent phenom is making her way back to the States to perform on next week's Dancing With the Stars results show. No word yet on what the Scottish songstress will don, but we're willing to bet she'll grace the stage in one of her glamorous new get-ups as she performs the hit that started it all, "I Dreamed a Dream".

The reality star runner-up won't be the only star hitting DWTS stage—Grammy winner Michael Bublé is suiting up to perform his new single, "Haven't Met You Yet," and his hit "Feeling Good".

Boyle's debut album I Dreamed a Dream hits stores Nov. 23.

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It's down to the final five on DWTS this week. Take a peek at some of their rehearsals.

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Usually, the more risqué styling happens on the catwalk. But not when it's Lady Gaga who wears the runway design.

The singer hit up BET's 106 & Park this week in a coned creation from Jean Paul Gaultier's spring collection, appropriately named, and yes we're serious, "The G Spot."

Of course, Gaga kept to her "I'm too cool for pants" style and opted not to wear the shorts shown on model Natasha Poly.

Too bad.

At least when Jean Paul Gaultier resurrected his infamous lingerie look, the designer tried to make it different with ghetto-fab details and over-the-top accessories.

Or do you like this direct rip-off of Madonna circa 1990?

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Lady Gaga isn't the only one who flaunts her skivvies—these stars left their pants at home, too!

It's no fancy-schmancy album cover art, but it sure is pretty.

American Idol champ Kris Allen has unveiled the music video for his first single, "Live Like We're Dying," and overall, it's pretty standard. A guitar-wielding Allen performs his song in the middle of the desert on a larger-than-life-size digital clock, while countless unexplained tattered and torn curtains blow in the wind around him.

You know, that old chestnut.

The former Idoler does what he can to turn up the heat on the small screen, at one point literally throwing what looks to be a gigantic fire ball. 

On the other hand, as videos of the coffeehouse varitey go, it's not too shabby.

You decide: does this debut make a big splash or is it just another drop in the bucket?

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Wait, there's more. Check out The Big Picture gallery for everthing happening in Hollywood today.

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It was ladies' week in Hollywood (and related environs) as real stars like Rihanna and Mariah Carey opened up on TV about serious, emotional issues; celebish types like Kate Gosselin rehashed stories we already know, but with more tears; and nonentity (in Hollywood and related environs) Nicole Forrester talked about having a one-night stand with Fergie's man.

Hey, to each her own.

Read on for your complete week in review...

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If what you wear says a lot about who you are, someone might want to get Joey Fatone to therapy, stat!

The former member of 'N Sync donned a rather pessimistic—although arguably valid—shirt that read, "Has Been."

Of course, it probably didn't make him feel any better when former bandmate J.C. Chasez told MTV the group would never get back together.

Or maybe all of Justin Timberlake's success has him down in the dumps. Still, we can't help but feel a little bad for Fatone. Anyone got a smiley face T-shirt we can borrow?

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Mark Twain famously said, "Clothes make the man." See what other potentially self-fulfilling prophesies stars are wearing these days in our new Fashion Statements gallery!