Gossip Girl Threesome Episode a Public Service!
We hear the Parents Television Council is counting the reasons why Monday's touted Gossip Girl threesome shouldn't be aired. We see a like-minded group in South Carolina is making a similar case. And we gather some unaligned parents may be forming their own concerns.
What we don't understand is why everyone doesn't understand: Threesomes on TV are good; threesomes on Gossip Girl are better!
Go ahead, object to this.
Shia vs. Ed: Who's Sexiest in a Suit?
Lookin' good, New York City.
Today in the Big Apple, the streets were overflowing with handsome dudes, such as these fellows, Shia LaBeouf and Ed Westwick.
(Not to mention a very lucky Alec Baldwin and some hung over jubilant Yankees fans.)
Dressed for success (and making movies), Shia is filming the Wall Street sequel with director Oliver Stone, while Ed is finely pressed for Gossip Girl.
They both look great, but who suits your fancy best?
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While both are hot, only one can bring his look to our Guys in Ties gallery.
This Just In: The Gossip Girl Threesome Is Even Diiirrrtier Than We Thought
Gossip Girl: If you're a member of the Parents Television Council, avert your eyes! Turns out the Gossip Girl threesome is even racier than first reported, because it goes on for not one but two episodes. (Even Sting would be impressed.) The dirty deed goes down on this Monday's episode, but will be recounted with flashbacks the following week, Nov. 16, where we will learn--and see--even more about it.
(By the way, if you are still in the dark about which three do the deed, I'm pretty sure someone can enlighten you in the Comments section.)
Chuck: I just hit the set yesterday and learned lots of info we can share a little closer to the third season premiere (hopefully in January). For the time being, I can tell you that Zach Levi was directing his first ep ever and rocking it, Josh Gomez was sporting totally different attire inside the Buy More (big things happening for Morgan!) and that the episode was called "Chuck vs. the Beard." Morgan is "the beard," and something tells me Kristin Kreuk is causing all sorts of trouble for America's favorite TV bromance...Beyotch!
Iron Chef America: Michelle Obama is coming to Iron Chef America, announcing the secret ingredient during an episode that will air in January. The Jan. 3 premiere was partially shot in the White House.
Damages: Former 24 stars Reiko Aylesworth and Sarah Wynter will reunite on FX's awesome Damages.
General Hospital: This first look at James Franco on the soap makes us wonder how you go from daytime sudsery to 30 Rock all in one month. Talk about career whiplash!
Deirdre: What is the latest on Glee? I want scoop!
Could Crazy Puritans Take Away Our Highly Anticipated Gossip Girl Threesome?
Bianca in Palm Beach, Fla.: OMFG! Please help! I am now just hearing of this ridiculous complaint that the Parent Television Council is making against next Monday's episode of Gossip Girl, because of the threesome storyline. I hope this is just for publicity, but can you reassure us that the episode will indeed air? Please?! Thank youuu!!!
In case you haven't heard, TV fans, the self-appointed band of media moralizers known as the Parents Television Council has gotten wind of the Gossip Girl threesome set for this coming Monday, and boy, are their granny panties in a bunch! The PTC is sending sternly worded faxes hither and yon in protest, but does this squawky bunch of cultural conservatives actually have any power?
Could they be persuading the CW to step back from the threesome storyline? We've done a little digging and here's the word on the street:
This Just In: Leighton Meester Officially Hottest Girl Ever Who Can't Find a Man
Gossip Girl: The CW showed a sneak peek of Leighton Meester's new video "Somebody to Love" last night, and we have so many questions: When did "L" get so sun-scorchingly hot? What would Blair say about such blatant sexuality in the back of a limo? (Oh wait, she's done worse in a limo with Chuck.) And we know in real life Leighton is gorgeous and famous and cool and dating Sebastian Stan (Carter Baizen), so how are we to believe she can't find "somebody to love"? Discuss!
The Tudors: According to Liz Smith, Jonathan Rhys Meyers will finally start looking old, fat and debauched as Henry VIII this season on The Tudors. Somewhere, his trainer is crying in the fetal position.
CSI: George Eads revealed during a taping of The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson that he's engaged to longtime girlfriend Monika Casey.
30 Rock: Nein way! In its debut on German television Sunday night, Emmy-winning comedy 30 Rock scored a 0.0 rating, meaning fewer than 5,000 viewers tuned in. Maybe they're pissed at NBC about Southland, too?
Marcela in Portugal: Is it true that Naveen Andrews is leaving Lost?
Gossip Girl Sneak Peeks: Is That a Baby Bump Under There?
Spoiler Alert! Could yet another OMFG moment be on the way to Gossip Girl?
First we break the news that Bart Bass (Robert John Burke) is coming back.
And now, this is just a crazy unconfirmed theory, but: Could Olivia (Hilary Duff) be pregnant?!
One peek at the footage above from next week's Gossip Girl and you'll see:
- Olivia and Dan are spending a lot of time doing the dirty.
- Naked. Between the sheets.
- According to Quinn Fabray on Glee, it takes far less than that to make a baby.
- Olivia mentions she is craving ice cream! (OK, gelato, but we hear that's a similar specimin for glamorous prego types.)
OK, so that's probably totally not true. Olivia is not pregnant. But still, stranger things have happened on this show (see: Bart Bass). And regardless, the Duffster sure seems to be hiding a lot. Can Dan take it?
Meanwhile, Blair and Serena are totally breaking up, and trading up. See for yourself in the clips below...
Check Out Lady Gaga's Nipple Tape on Gossip Girl
What a motley crew this is!
Look closely at the official snapshot of Lady Gaga on the set of Gossip Girl, and you'll see that she's fallen in with the likes of a shaggy lumberjack (hello, Penn Badgley) and what appears to be a Cockney English flower girl (Leighton Meester as Blair Waldorf as Audrey Hepburn as Eliza Doolittle?)—or perhaps Leighton's just wearing a beret/snood and a light-absorbing black getup.
Seriously though, somewhere in the world, right this minute, a celebrity photo stylist is hyperventilating.
Gaga, seen here wearing a red sequined cocktail dress adorned with faux nipple tape, is set to perform one of her pop-hit songs on the Nov. 16 episode of Gossip Girl, entitled, "The Last Days of Disco Stick."
And you totally spotted the mini-me version of Gaga on last night's ep of Gossip Girl, right?
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Spoiler Chat: Is There Any Hope for Glee's Puck and Rachel?
Move over, Brad and Angie. Hollywood has a new power couple!
They might be slightly less glamorous—he's a Mohawked jock; she's a Slurpee-covered geek—but they are currently E! Online readers' most-asked-about pairing.
We're talkin' bout Puck (Mark Salling) and Rachel (Lea Michele) of course (no, not the ones from The Real World: San Francisco), about whom you Glee fans are apparently obsessing after the latest episode. And how can we blame you? After all, he evoked the magical courtship powers of Neil Diamond! And they are pretty. Darn. Cute.
So is there any hope they'll become a real couple?
Read on for the scoop on that. Plus, stop the presses! We're hearing of a One Tree Hill life-or-death shocker on the way! And want to know which dead father is making a hugely surprising comeback? Is it Lost's Christian Shephard, Gossip Girl's Bart Bass, Supernatural's John Winchester or Dexter's Harry Morgan? Read on for the answer...
Pauline in Paris: I'm in love with Puck and Rachel from Glee! I never thought they would happen, but the last episode was beyond amazing. They have the most perfect chemistry! Please tell me there's more to come!
Exclusive
Spoiler Alert! A Dead Daddy Is Coming Back!
Hooray for zombies!
In honor of Halloween, we're dropping this spoilertastic bomb on all you TV lovers:
- A father who is supposed to be dead is coming back.
- And it looks like he might be aliiive, baby!
Spies on of one of the shows we love best—Gossip Girl, Lost, Dexter or Supernatural—tell us that the father of one of the hot TV men pictured above will be making his grand return in the next few months. And it probably goes without saying, but it's gonna be shocking.
So who is it?
Exclusive
Gossip Girl: WTF? Are Chuck and Blair Already Over?
Simmer down, puppies!
We're getting a flurry of emails this morning from distraught Gossip Girl fans who are freaking out after last night's episode.
Could Chuck and Blair really be headed for gloom and doom?
Could their long-awaited romance be over so soon after it started?
And if so, when and where should we start rioting in the streets?
We have the exclusive scoop for you...
Update
Ed Westwick Puts the Moves on a Man, Baby!
Update, Thursday, 3 p.m.: Click in for three more sneak peeks from next Monday's Gossip Girl!
Looks like Chuck Bass isn't bisexual...he's try-sexual, thankyouverymuch, and will try just about anything when it comes to making his woman happy--and taking the piss out of someone who wronged her. Mwahahaha!
Such is the setup for the much-rumored same-sex kiss coming to Gossip Girl this Monday. In case you didn't hear, Chuck (Ed Westwick) is gonna engage in a little Machiavellian tonsil hockey with Blair's (Leighton Meester) latest nemesis, and you can see the foreplay in the video above.
As for Hilary Duff and Penn Badgley, things are getting serious! Check out their bona fide GF-BF interaction below...
Fashion Police: Desperately Seeking Taylor Momsen
First, digest the fact that Gossip girl Taylor Momsen attended the New York premiere of The Stepfather in this '80s goth-rocker number. Then remember that she was born in 1993.
It's difficult to get past the fact that this chick was only 10 when things like Kid Rock and energy drinks were becoming popular.
So sure, TayMo could be scuttling around Hollywood in low-rise jeans and tube tops, but somehow this Madonna-circa-1986 look—with the lace, the leather, and the glimmering cross—is what feels tacky, you know?
Like, wash off some of that banshee liner, girl! Before you know it you'll be 30 and sad you never embraced the exciting trends of the Millennial Era.
So slap on some Uggs and a cutoff skirt or something! If you're going to dress poorly, at least do it in this decade.
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