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Tara Reid was lunching with her girlfriends in Miami the other day and just happened to use her hands, all animatedly and such. And there appeared to be a pink dog turd surrounded by rhinestones on her ring finger.

Perhaps the first question should be: Would you say "yes" to anyone who proposed with that gaudy-awful thing?

Although we're skeptical that it is indeed an engagement ring, we put in calls to Tara's reps—but have yet to hear back. Supposedly some posh lunchers behind Reid overheard the once-doable blonde talking about her supposed engagement to billionaire boyfriend Michael Axtmann.

We're chalking this one up to Tara dying for a wee bit of publicity. And looks like we're giving it to her, so the joke's on us.

What do you think: Do diamonds flatter Miss (or soon to be Mrs.) Reid?

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Robert Pattinson might have that wall of dreamy hair, and all you Robstenites can't stop complaining about Bella's damn wig covering up Kristen Stewart's mullet. The whole Twi crew should have their own coif channel on mystyle.com, no?

But there's another New Moon babe whose hair is making news.

Ashley Greene hit up the Parlour on 3rd in Los Angeles on Sunday for nine friggin' hours to get extensions. If you're a longtime Ash fan, you know she had way long locks before she had to get it cut for her Twilight character. Now that Eclipse has just finished filming, looks like Greene's ready to throw away the pixie cut for a while and try something a bit more dramatic.

We think Ash looks totally fab with long or short hair—heck, babe could be bald and still be doable, which is more than we can say for some of the celebs in our new Would You Do...? gallery.

We've rounded up some of H'wood's best and blahest from Team Awful's most recent Do-Me Meters to pose the simple Q: Would you do them? We've got stars showcasing some totally blech fashion choices, untaut bods or just gross personalities mixed in with some surprisingly sexy celebs.

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With all of the celeb cameos—Penélope Cruz, Liza Minnelli and now Miley Cyrus—is there even going to be any damn plot in Sex and the City 2? Seriously, we're starting to get concerned this movie is going to be more about star power and less about our fave characters back on the big screen.

Most recently Kim Cattrall and Miley shot a red carpet scene together where they are caught wearing the same dress. Samantha (Kim's character for any of you living under a rock) has always tried to hold onto her youth, what with dating her gorgeous, much younger dude played by Jason Lewis, so we can only assume this scene is supposed to embarrass cougar-licious Sam for wearing the same thing a 16-year-old is.

Uh, but is anyone thinking of the flip side here?

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If you're an avid A.T. reader, you know we adore George Clooney. Pretty sure he's in most of Team Awful's top fives.

But lately, the George has not been the age-defying god we fell in love with. Let us explain...

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Hey, Katy "Purry"—no one's going to want to pet your so-out-there ta-tas when you look like a walking pedophile target, ya know? But I guess now since you're dating sexaholic Russell Brand, there's no need to at least try and look good when you go out in public.

Ms. Perry decided to "rock" this peculiar Muppet-covered dress in Paris, France, for Fashion Week, but instead of looking fab it looked like a toy chest exploded on her dress. 

We already heart ya, babe, you don't need to try to win us over with your Lady Gaga-esque cry for help. You got yourself an oddly desirable man; just because you don't need to hook a boyfriend anymore doesn't mean the effort needs to go out the window.

Girl, even in comparison to Holly Madison's sexual shrieks with her then-hookup buddy Brand, your dress screams louder (in a not exactly pleasurable way) than anything fun going on in Sin City. 

Let's try to stay away from getups that make you look like a 5-year-old, please? You're a gorg girl! I mean, really, especially with all this Roman Polanski crap breaking all around us (and all over again). Maybe ask bestie Rihanna for some tips? Might help. Just a suggestion, doll! You rock every other time!

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Whoa. Did somebody's not-painted-on manly abs just shoot him into a sexuality stratosphere usually reserved for the heart-stopping Robert Pattinson, aka Edward Cullen?

Uh, sure looks that way! First off, why is Taylor Lautner all of a sudden owning that hard-as-Nikki Reed frame of his? Dare we say Jacob, I mean, Taylor, and his totally bitchin' middle muscles make it clear...

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Who can't love Rachel McAdams? She's one of the few classy, charming actresses in this town, and we totally adore her. But what the ef is going on with her face in this pic?

The usually stunning Rachel is popping up everywhere in NYC for Fashion Week, and while she typically can do no wrong in our eyes, there's nothing right about McAdams' puss here, while she's sitting next to her bestie of the week, Vogue's chief diva-with-a-whip, Anna Wintour.

If we didn't know Rache any better, we'd say they were almost in the same age bracket. Why's that?

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Did we jump into a DeLorean and fly back to 1990? Mariah Carey stepped out after dinner at Mr. Chow's in Bev Hills looking like she stepped off the cover of her first album. Love the curly hair au naturel and the simplicity of Mar's dress—no sequined centipedes, such a welcome change. This fashion throwback to Carey's beginning days in the Biz is eons more apt for a 39-year-old woman who's famous for being fond of superskanky hoochie-mama wear. 

This is how Mariah should always do cleavage: in a classic li'l black dress, not squeezing her overgrown lovelies into Hello Kitty schoolgirl outfits and desperate-for-attention couture. Funny enough, when M.C. dresses her age, she ends up looking a whole lot younger. In fact, she almost looks age appropriate to the babe-hub. Now, if M.C. could only do something about that horrendous stuck-in-teenyland music of hers.

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Bradley Cooper is a player for a reason: He's so effing hot! Sure, Renée Zellweger is an Oscar-winning A-list actress, and we're sure she's a really nice girl and all, but aren't you all thinking the same thing we are? He's way too good-looking for her...right?

The two are supposedly still "on," but at last night's All About Steve premiere, you wouldn't know it:

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Next year's obvious blockbuster hit Iron Man 2 is already deep into filming, and tons of new stills have just been released.

The most tummy-yummy so far? Robert Downey Jr. and Scarlett Johansson, obviously (sorry Gwyneth Paltrow). These two are supergorge but have totally different appeals going for them.

Take RDJ—back from career hell and dee-lish again in a rugged way. He's struggled with a lot, including rehab, and has reattached himself to Hollywood's A-list. ScarJo, on the other hand, has arguably had everything handed to her—albeit because of her own talents and moxie. But she's got the perfectly good-looking spouse, a non-Lohan-esque career and boobs to die for!

What type of sexy do you prefer?

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First we had Brad Pitt in Troy. Then Colin Farrell in Alexander. Now joining these long-haired hunks with epically pumped pecs in epic pics comes...Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia!

Almost didn't recognize him without a latte in his hand.

We can barely look away from EW's "first look" sneak pics—but instead of drooling, we can't stop giggling. Beefcaked within an inch of his life, Jakey looks like one of the animatronics from some Gladiator theme park ride—or like he's on the way to a Purim costume party with Dem and Ashton.

So, yeah. We aren't buying this rough-and-tough Gyllenhaal. We much prefer him toned down, all sleek and sensitive. (Though we bet Reese sure doesn't.) I mean, come on, it looks just so, well...gay, right?

What do you think?

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Call us crazy, or totally perverted, but this picture of Madonna and boy-toy Jesus Luz makes the rumor-turned-reality duo actually look like a natural couple.

Here are Madge and Jesus posing with designer gods Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana, who threw the Queen an after-concert party in Milan. M's attempt at looking years younger is actually working, while Jesus is looking decades older. It's always best to meet halfway, non?

Now that Mr. Luz is snazzed up and not half naked, he actually looks like a mature, strapping adult. Maybe there's some hope for the half-power couple after all. Why should guys get to be the only ones who can have age-defying fun? Have your way with him, M!

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