demi moore (50 posts)
Is Twitter Totally Over for Celebs?
Twitter may be the perfect way to find out what your fave celebs are eating for lunch—or to get a quick peek at Demi Moore's ass, thanks to hubby Ashton. But is the fun social network device now getting to be more trouble than it's worth?
Hung's Jane Adams (a doll we totally love) was caught dine-and-dashing at Barney Greengrass restaurant recently, via her stilted waiter's Twitter account. Tsk-tsk, babe!
She had her rep go back to the eatery and pay the bill the next day, but the deal had already been tweeted online.
Adams, at least, had less to worry about than the angry server, who ended up being fired for tweet-bitching about the incident (in addition to providing reports on other celebrities he's served).
But that may be just the beginning of Twitter backlash...
Are You Smarter Than a Gossip Columnist? Happily Ever After Edition!
We always bitch 'bout how many celeb romances are for show or faux. Well, according to one gal who has recently worked with a Hollywood power duo, this par-tick famous pair is in it for the long haul.
Think you know which age-challenged couple actually might beat the odds despite the rumors?
Betchya you'll be surprised at the answer...
Blab Blab Blab: Mrs. Kutcher Lets Miss Willis Wow
"The standout in a pewter minidress was Rumer [Willis], whose strapless number kept slipping and she kept having to yank it back up. But at least she was outgoing and bubbly. Her mom just sat in a corner—posing."
—So sassed a posh afterparty guest at Ashton Kutcher's soiree for his new likely bomb, Spread, at Katsuya restaurant. We always want to give an A for effort to dear Rumer. She's usually supersweet whenever we see her out, and she has been looking a smidgen better lately. Seriously can't blame the babe for putting her best boob forward when the biggest guy-grabbing competition in town is your mom!
Blab Blab Blab: Demi Moore’s Shy?
"I was completely terrified, but realized I'm more comfortable behind the camera than in front.”
—Demi Moore at the Miami International Film Fest, dishing to Martin Haro about her directorial debut for short film Streak. The same babe who took it all off in Striptease was suddenly getting all shy? Is this ‘cause she’s playing second fiddle to her hunky hubby (and the Twitter-happy) Ashton all the time? You’re a glam movie star, hon, start acting like one! Oh, that’s right, completely forgot you jetted in to Miami on a totally ungreen private plane. Never mind
Morning Piss: Ashton and Demi Let Them Eat Cake!
Leave it to railing noise complainer Ashton Kutcher and his placating spouse, Demi Moore, to not see the busted economy through their glitzy party planning.
As was just revealed, Ash 'n' Demi 'n' Madge are planning their second annual superexclusive Oscar fete at Guy Oseary's posh pad in the hills again. It will be even more fab than Elton John's exclusive job (which is so overtaking Vanity Fair's diminishing hold on postshow do's, if it hasn't already).
Also distinctive in another fashion from Sir Elton's party: No charity has been designated by Ashton & Co. John's supersmart that way; he made his lovely and debauched affair an AIDS benefit even before this town—and its working-person morale—went to pot, and I don't mean the Michael Phelps kind.
What Ashton and his fellow party givers need to do—and forgive me, I'm not aware of this, perhaps they already have?—is to have a damn pot at the front door for the majority of folks in this town who are out of work, out of their homes and damn well near going out of their friggin' minds! I don't mean the stars and studio execs who are sitting pretty, I mean the folks who work well below this ritzy crowd (and there are hundreds of thousands of them!).
This is so like when Ashton complained he couldn't sleep because of the hammering next door to his house. At least he has a house! Why not take this Oscar opportunity to take a collection for people who can't celebrate so ostentatiously right now?
Caught! Miley Cyrus Coincidentally Wants Sushi?
Miley Cyrus, spotted chowing down on some rainbow rolls at a random Sushi restaurant in a strip mall (sketch!) off Sunset. Little Cyrus must have gotten a craving for Japanese food after her second apology earlier for her "unintentionally" racist pics. You know Miles thinks eating sushi at a down-to-earth place means she really does heart Asian-Americans, right?
Another celeb who is no stranger to a camera is...
Morning Piss: Why Can't Madge Cradle-Rob and Tell?
You gotta love Cloris Leachman's honest slutty humor. The 82-year-old blabbed all on her post-Super Bowl smoochfest with Jack Black on The Office last weekend.
"He's a wonderful kisser," the wrinkly devil dished, adding they even had time to practice the steamy makeout sesh before. "We spent about half an hour in my dressing room discussing it."
Eesh, that's a little TMI there, Clor, but we heart your frankness about it all. Why the hell can't all age-ignoring lover chicks be as up front and proud about it? Kristin Chenoweth knows how to keep her youngun' happy and not be ashamed of the age diff.
So why not Madonna? Or Demi, for that matter? We hear Ashton's totally packin', just like A-Rod and the lastest Latino boy-toy Madge has corralled. What's the damn secret, all you bitchin' cougar chicks?
Now M prides herself on her sexuality; I mean we've seen all of her, and she had no shame chatting about the girl-on-girl Britney kiss. So why does she keep baby Jesus all to herself? Own it, Madge! (You, too, Demi!) You got yourself a stud; parade him around like Suri Cruise a bit, and give us a taste of the mama-knows-best life!
Caught! Ashton Croons, but Demi Sits Out Karaoke
Is Demi...losing it? Pretty pair Dem and her man, Ashton Kutcher, threw a holiday party for Ash's production company Katalyst at Geisha House on Thursday night.
"[Ashton] was doing karaoke," said the restaurant source. "It was pretty funny." So what was Moore up to then?




