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Kate Major, the former Star reporter who was involved with Jon Gosselin, is attempting to sue him. 

Back in June, Jon and Kate allegedly reached an "agreement" that she would work for him as his personal assistant. Kate claims Jon told her that she would earn a percentage from his accounts. Reportedly she quit her job under the assumption that she would be able to take this job. 

I don't know what kind of duties a personal assistant for Jon Gosselin would have to perform, but I assume it would involve several trips to the Ed Hardy store. This alleged "contract" was written on a cocktail napkin after some sort of weekend they spent together. 

I actually sort of feel sorry for Jon Gosselin. I promised to hire Chuy on a Del Taco wrapper at 3 a.m. after a magical weekend together at Sea World, and I haven't been able to get rid of him since.

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The Sun is reporting that Amy Winehouse wants to get butt implants.  Apparently she is so happy with her recent boob job that she would like to spread the love to the backside.  I'm assuming she's going to have to request a size that will specifically fit into her dirty bikini bottoms. 

All of the encouragement she received from her friends after her boob job is reportedly making Amy want to be "curvy" again, like she was before she started drinking gasoline. 

Her father is reported to really like her boob job, too, which is weird because I didn't know that Joe Simpson had another kid. 

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In an interview with PopEater, Jon Gosselin talked about the holidays. He said that he'd be spending Christmas with his kids and Kate. He explained that those are joint custody days, so they are all forced to be together. He said that he plans to buy all of his gifts online—I'm assuming from an Ed Hardy store and always taking up the free gift-wrapping offer. He plans on asking his landscapers not to rake all of the leaves so that the kids can make a couple of piles and jump on them. I'm sure he'll have the kids bag those up when they're finished with what sounds like a terrible game. He also likes to make apple crisp, so he's going to let the kids pick apples for him and then he'll whip that up. 

He called all of this tradition, but I call it child slavery. The only part of the story that I didn't think sounded awful was when he said Kate makes "sticky buns."

That phrase always makes me giggle.

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Jim Carrey is ready to dish.

Appearing on Chelsea Lately, the always-entertaining star of A Christmas Carol knows how to deliver a good time, whether he's talking about celebs such as Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie or describing public sex acts in London, England.

"I have things to say about people," he warns host Chelsea Handler.

Believe him. And don't be surprised if the interview goes places you would never imagine. Check it out.

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Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom give great interview.

In anticipation of E!'s special two-hour event Keeping Up With the Kardashians: The Wedding on Sunday, Nov. 8, at 8/7c, Chelsea Handler gets the newlyweds to dish on their courtship, other Laker wives and just exactly what Khloé thinks Lamar would like to do with his mother-in-law.

Trust us, you won't see that answer coming.

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You heard about the drama, now meet the hero.

When a knife-wielding man came into the E! building looking for Ryan Seacrest, our crack security guard Frank sprang into action and got the situation under control.

And Chelsea Handler wants to recognize his bravery and smarts with some gifts and an intimate interview she chooses to do in her robe. Don't miss it.

(And hey, Frank? Thanks.)

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Chelsea Handler's dad must be so proud.

Playboy's December cover girl set herself up for the big reveal tonight on The Jay Leno Show, joking with the host that her pop was going to love it "because he thinks I'm very sexual."

Then Jay surprised Chelsea with a larger-than-life version of the leggy blonde's Playboy cover, featuring the Chelsea Lately host (who quit drinking for "like a day and a half" to get in shape) standing in some faux snow, clad in a barely there white bikini and tall cushy boots.

Handler demurred, however, when a slightly worked-up Jay encouraged her to strike a similar pose for the audience.

"We need the guy that airbrushed me to come back," she cracked.

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Now that's good TV.

Chelsea Handler sat down with Project Runway winner Christian Siriano to talk, and boy, does he. The fierce fashionista dishes on his famous clientele Tori Spelling, Victoria Beckham and Heidi Klum, not to mention what he thinks about the personal style of Chelsea and Chuy.

Plus, he reveals his own style secret, which may suprise you. Check it out.

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What is it about Chelsea Handler that gets people to say things you just wouldn't expect them to say?

Like Shayne Lamas, star of E!'s Leave it to Lamas, who revealed secrets about her relationship with Bachelor star Matt Grant—not to mention her dad and costar Lorenzo Lamas.

Nice! Well, you can be sure that Chelsea didn't let these tidbits fly by without a few choice observations of her own. Check out the clip.

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This interview has so many highlights we don't know where to begin.

E!'s own Chelsea Handler sits down with the new stars of The Girls Next Door to talk about life at the Playboy Mansion with Hugh Hefner.

Crystal Harris and twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon dish about the living arrangements, the parties and just who's been leaving droppings around the mansion grounds.

It's a terrific interview, so check it out. You don't want to miss out on all the fun.

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Get ready for an all-new season of The Girls Next Door, premiering at a special time, Sunday, Oct. 11 at 10:30/9:30c, only on E!

Think David Letterman is the only talk-show host who's willing to address rumors of sex in the television workplace?

Then you need to spend more time with Chelsea Handler, because she not only addresses rumors—she starts them.

Check out the incredible honesty (not to mention rampant promiscuity) as she reveals the sex secrets of Chelsea Lately.

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