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Drew Barrymore and Justin Long obviously can't make up their mind if they want to be together or not, and every other week we hear they've called it quits for good. Let's hope the hundredth time's the charm, because the twosome was just spotted in Miami on a hush-hush romantic getaway.

The He's Just Not That Into You costars shacked up at the Viceroy Hotel on posh Brickell Avenue, instead of their usual haunt the Delano. Stealth, guys. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony can usually be found at the Viceroy, too, but let's just hope Drew and Justin look up to J.Lo and Marc for travel tips, not love tips.

D & J stayed in South Beach for three days, sipping on cocktails and having just a fab time. While Justin was spotted working out at the hotel spa, Drew was found shopping, natch. She hit up Avant Gallery, looking laid-back wearing a simple T-shirt paired with her makeup-free face.

Store patrons tell us Drew was "the sweetest thing." Hmmm, wonder if she was shopping for her pad back in L.A. or possibly a potential place in Miami? After all, Drew supposedly kicked poor Justin out of her Hollywood home. That might be a blessing in disguise, though, trust. Maybe these two make better travel companions than lovers.

While Drewstin is up in the air, one duo who will always be for keeps is...

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Ryan Gosling strutted out of his Hollywood gym like he was just walkin' outta the bathroom or somethin'.

The increasingly pumped-up stud-actor was pulling a hoodie over his barely there tight wife-beater, but that's just the start of it. The six-foot-one nascent muscle dude was wearing flimsy track pants that might as well have been pajama bottoms, 'cause we all know what one wears under PJs, right? Same thing with Ryan's black trainers, which could easily have revealed Ryan's religious affiliation.

Either that, or Gosling had his large pet snake with a swollen lip in there, just floppin' around and havin' a good ole time.

Freshly worked out, happy Ryan climbed into his bigass gas-guzzlin' SUV, like it was a perfectly normal thing for an endowed movie star to dangle 'n' go. And I'm sorry, Rachel McAdams is an idiot.

Crazy for private-style partying, also in Hollywood, was...

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Halle Berry, looking spectacular with no makeup again, catching a production of Dreamgirls at the Apollo in New York—and without that handsome, younger baby daddy of hers, Gabriel Aubry.

Totally dig how this honey blabs all over the place about how she and Aubry will "never marry" and that she's not exactly great "relationship material." Dunno about that.

Love it when couples have the guts to venture out publicly without being cemented to each other's sides, as was the case Tuesday night when Ms. B, I'm told, was accompanied by a man associated with the production, not Halle's love life. Good to know, since actress H and model G are superliciously hot together and also have a second kid on the way!

Oh, further fashion crime: Berry was wearing the most boring sweater possible and she still managed to look like she'd just come out of a bitchin' Gap photo shoot or something.

Far more fashion conscious and man-concerned back in L.A. was onetime Kellan Lutz toy and Beverly Hills 90210 sexpot...

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Lisa Kudrow—with her family in tow—was hanging out with Courteney Cox, David Arquette and their little ones inside a PS Arts Express Yourself event in Santa Monica.

The former Friends are still besties as they devoted their time together to raise over $600,000 to help restore art education in public schools.

Jennifer Aniston—put down that margarita and help!

Lisa and Court have been hanging lots, as of late.

Kudrow told E! News she shot a guest spot for Cox's hit show Cougar Town last week. Lisa will play a dermatologist who hasn't done anything to her face, and said it was "great" working with Courteney again.

We want to see all three girls onscreen again together, but doesn't look like it's gonna happen. How long till Jen realizes the inevitable? That she should get her pilate'd ass back to TV. It's working for C.C., and hell, Aniston got an Emmy nom out of her guest stint on 30 Rock.

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Kathy Joosten at the launch party for the new 2011 Buick Regal at the Hollywood Palladium, where cutie songwriter and entertainer Colbie Caillat sang sassy-sweet.

The cancer survivor is fresh off her TV rampage against Suzanne Somers and her "f--king mushrooms" (Somers is currently touring the country selling her book that recommends healthy living and diet over a doctor's guidance for curing cancer). And she spent most of the evening saying the only thing she cared about the Regal was that it had enough room in the backseat for her grandkids.

Sorry, Joosten, we all know you're a pain in the you-know-what, this granny routine's not gonna cut it. Showing a more true display of her infamous image was...

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Christina Aguilera was looking more made-up than evah on Sunday, out to lunch with her lovely fam and a couple friends at Houston's restaurant in Santa Monica. While most people prefer to keep Sunday casual, we're told Xtina still piled on the makeup.

The group was having their lunch in a secluded booth upstairs, and Aguilera's son, Max, being the energetic bugger that he is, jumped around on everyone at the table. Once done with lunch, they sneaked out through the back entrance.

The only other people who might have seen her were a grandma-grandpa couple sitting upstairs at the opposite end of the room, so C.A. probably got the privacy she wanted.

Another gal not exactly flying under the radar was...

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This town's incredibly incestuous, really, even when it comes to kids' soccer games. Like, one of the moms whose kids is best friends with one of the Beckham offspring (as specific as I can get, sorry) recently got close and personal with Vince Vaughn.

See, Jennifer Aniston's ex took his young niece to a soccer game in L.A. where all the other girls' moms were chattering in overdrive behind the recently engaged comic's back.

All went down at Pan Pacific Park earlier this week, and the fashion-conscious mommies were spread out on blankets while V.V., in tennis shoes, track pants and T-shirt, opted for a portable chair.

"How's the bod lookin' these days?" we asked our arguably covert V.V. observer.

"Well, you know, he's a big guy," replied Det. Mom. "But you know what really surprised me?

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The entire cast of Glee, taking over NYC. Cory Monteith, Chris Colfer, and Mark Salling were all spotted at 44 1/2 in Manhattan earlier this week. The Breakfast Club-lookin' crew were in town to perform at the World Series, but the kids found time to have a little bit of fun, too.

So who was disappointed? And who was adorable as can be?

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Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Derek Hough, spending time with some new babes at latest hot spot Voyeur, on a Thursday night. Clearly proving the two men are more than happy to move on from their recently ended relayshes, right?

Maksim freely clung to (and slobbered kisses all over) a pretty blonde near the bar, while Derek used his talents to woo a pretty young thing on the dance floor.

Karina and Shannon who?

If their respective club honeys weren't enough, the dimly lit, erotic-themed spot was full of S&M eye candy. Models wearing little more than pasties lurked around the floor, getting every onlooker into a naughty-acting mood.

One famous face garnering more attention than the half-naked hoochies was...

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Madonna, passing off her musical-fever to boyfriend and love of her life, Jesus Luz.

Madge made a cameo in Bahia, Brazil, last week, most likely on her way to London before she booked it to Malawi to break ground on her school for girls.

The Queen certainly gets around.

We hear Jesus likes to deejay at a club called Jet Set down there, and pops in every now and then to showcase his acquired musical skills. M apparently popped in to surprise him and to get a little boyfriend action before heading across the pond.

Jeez, looks like these two are for keeps! Another successful Hollywood couple spotted in NYC was...

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, seeming untouchable to our miserable economy. While the rest of us are dealing with a recession, the sometimes-odd couple bought a piece of the Miami Dolphins, so they've been quite the ubiquitous fixture in Florida as of late.

So it only makes sense, right, that...

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British badass Hugh Grant, wearing a powder-blue button-down shirt and black rimmed glasses, was seen eating at hip new Cecconi's in West Hollywood with buddy Kyle MacLachlan.

I'm sure the two naughty boys were bitching to each other about how possibly precarious their pro positions are right now: K.Mac, who could be sweating his future on Desperate Housewives, and Grant, who pretty much vanished from the acting world for a few years.

Guess Hugh 'n' Kyle weren't too bummed out after they made friends with...

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