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Sat., Sep. 6, 2008 10:10 AM PDT by Peter Gicas

This food fight between Ryan Seacrest and Randy Jackson brought up a lot of lunch, er, good captions from users, like the winning one above, submitted by Kyla.

Here were some of our other "Caption This" faves:

Bride: "This ain't aw-ight, dawg!!"

Ellen: "I don't know, Dawg...this sandwich tastes a little PITCHY."

Ana: "Is it too much if I ask for a bit of tongue?"

Gina: "Dawg, that's my bone!"

Clearly it's a dawg-eat-dawg world out there in the music biz, but our Idol idols are taking that a tad too literally.

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"Why Won't Anyone Take Me Seriously as an Actress?"

Wed., Aug. 27, 2008 5:30 PM PDT by Peter Gicas

Gaz Shirley, PacificCoastNews.com

Yes, the world's biggest boobs, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, are notorious for using every waking moment of their overly exposed lives as constant photo ops.

Which is why we put you on the case, because this picture is just too much fun to ignore. Martin is the author of the above caption, but you guys outdid yourselves for this bosom-buddies shot. Enjoy.

Darryl: "If only these were brains."

Taru: "And they're seedless too!"

ftw froggy: "Spencer, are you listening to me? Spencer? Spencer?"

Grace: "Dr.Rey, I think I want this size."

SpeidiGate: "This is how Audrina must feel."

Jake F. "Honey, just stuff 'em in your shirt and walk out of the store real naturally. No one will notice."

Diane: "Is this why they call it The Hills?"

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"Oh, No! Gary Busey's Coming!"

Wed., Aug. 20, 2008 12:40 PM PDT by Peter Gicas

Fame Pictures

That's megan's hilarious entry in our strangely prescient Jennifer Garner caption exercise. As you'll remember from E!'s Live from the Red Carpet Oscar coverage, Ryan Seacrest found out that Busey is a really big fan of Garner's.

As we all know since we first posted this, Jennifer Garner has kind of confirmed the never-ending stories out there alleging she is with child. And some of your were totally on that wavelength.

Some of our favorites were:

rach n bake: "Oh no I left Violet in the other car!!!"

Paige "Exit....Stage left!"

Christine: "My New Alias: Undercover Mother"

sensorchips: "I gotta pee"

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"Wow, You're Taller Than My Dad and More Lifelike Than My Mom!"

Mon., Aug. 18, 2008 7:02 PM PDT by Peter Gicas

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That's the caption that user killedbyllamas came up with to describe über-cute Suri Cruise as she appeared to carry on a conversation with a doll at the Bonpoint children's boutique in New York City.

But there were so many worthy snarks and cute riffs that we wanted to share a few more:

Liz: "You had me at hello!"

Collslee: "Between you, and mom and dad, you seem very real and down-to-earth."

Julie: "Hey! I'm the doll here, see."

Chris: "Listen, here's the deal, I will stay here and you go with the nice robot lady pinching your butt. OK?"

tina_dap: "Stick with me kid and you'll go places!"

Buck McGuck: "You can't handle the twoof!"

culbert123: "I'm serious! Tom Cruise is my dad."

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"No Way, You Mean I Get to Eat Him?!"

Tue., Aug. 5, 2008 5:30 PM PDT by Jennifer Cady

Emmy Rossum posed with a friend's son at Alice + Olivia's Hamptons fashion show this weekend—and while she looks superexcited, he looks a litte peeved to have to hang out with the actress from The Day After Tomorrow.

The whole thing makes for one awkward photo op. But as with every uncomfortable snapshot, there's always a "Caption This" opportunity. Apparently, even captioning this one was a little awkward, but Riff did manage to cook up this strange little caption:

"No way, man, you mean I get to eat him. Fire up the grill!"