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Why Can't LiLo and Ri-Ri Get Decent Drivers?
Why can't celebrities get some decent limo drivers? First Rihanna's gets pulled over for having no plates; then LiLo's gets into an accident. Geez!
—HarpoB, Flint, Mich.
Whoa, slow down there. Not every story you've read—or, more likely, seen on TMZ or X17 video—is everything it's made out to be. In fact, according to a veteran Hollywood limo driver familiar with the Rihanna police stoppage, the singer's driver was from a reputable company that had plenty of documentation and a long history of safely driving our American royalty around.
Which isn't how most young stars roll, by the way. Why? Well...
How Do Stars Keep Up With Their Joneses?
I've read in a few columns that drug addiction is prevalent in Hollywood and that many stars are addicted. So if it's true, how are they so good at hiding their addictions physically?
—CJM
You forget that stars rarely live in a vacuum. (VAC-yoom: Nothingness, emptiness. See episodes 1 through whatever of the new J.J. Abrams series, Fringe.) Celebrities always have people around them, people to shield, deflect, bully—in short, hide any addiction from the greater public.
Don't take it from me. Take it from the supermodel-slash-recovering-addict I interviewed about this very subject...