Heidi Montag Dazzles Us with Five Minutes of Nothing
Heidi Montag promotes her terrible, derivative vocoder-tweaked “song” in a hair-rippingly boring shopping video on MySpace.
And we love it!
The accidental irony of Heidi flashing her ass to the camera three times while her own computer-enhanced voice sings “No more”? Genius!
The knowing, heavy-lidded look she gives when someone shows her a marijuana leaf-emblazoned purse? Priceless.
And when she says of one dress, “I might even wear this in a music video”? Postmodern brilliance. Lady, just what do you think this whole My(WasteOf)Space video is?
And we love it!
The accidental irony of Heidi flashing her ass to the camera three times while her own computer-enhanced voice sings “No more”? Genius!
The knowing, heavy-lidded look she gives when someone shows her a marijuana leaf-emblazoned purse? Priceless.
And when she says of one dress, “I might even wear this in a music video”? Postmodern brilliance. Lady, just what do you think this whole My(WasteOf)Space video is?
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