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While Bill Maher gets a childlike delight in exposing right-wing agendas, don't expect him to procreate anytime soon.

Maher tried his hand at Emmy swagging this weekend, stopping by the Kari Feinstein Style Lounge in Beverly Hills. When men's clothing vendor ACDG offered the comic a charity T-shirt supporting a cause called Kids Among Stars, Maher glanced down at the piles of free goods in his hands, looked up and scoffed, "I hate kids."

No matter, as Seth Rogen is a big enough kid for all of us. Ladies chatting at the Reebok booth, visited by the likes of Balthazar Getty and Kristen Bell, had a dirty little tidbit about the Superbad scribe.

The sports line offers a customizable shoe called CustomRBK, wherein any star (or lowly pedestrian with cash or charge) can have a word up to nine characters stitched onto the back of their shoe. Rogen, apparently, broke the bank in expletives he tried to get past the sneaker censors.

"They kept returning his requested words, because they violated Reebok's service agreement," a source said. "He finally got away with EATPOO."

Awww. And who says you cant always get what you want?