Afternoon Fix: 20 Life Lessons Courtesy of Paris Hilton

Wed., Dec. 17, 2008 4:33 PM PST by

• Paris Hilton has learned things. Twenty things to be specific, like "Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party, because then you don't need to go out." The other 19 are here (and they're not all as bad as that one).

• Controversy is brewing over Hilary Duff's claims of virginity a couple years back. It's either that or we focus on Aubrey O'Day's bisexuality. And while Duff always wins over O'Day, the moral of the story is don't trust tween virgin stars.

• The only thing the ladies of The View have ever agreed on: naming your kid Adolf Hitler is not cool.

• We thought Miley Cyrus would be Time's Person of the Year, but we were wrong.

•  Lindsay Lohan recommends watching Without a Trace late at night. Do it for SamRo, guys!

• Want more celeb scoop? Check out our Big Picture gallery!

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