It's a Man, It's Will Ferrell, It's a Halloween Prank!
He has the power to repair fillings with a laser beam that shoots from his crotch. He can run the speed of an average white 40-year-old male. He fears only small dogs, which cause him to wet his shorts. He is Captain Compete (aka USC alum Will Ferrell), and he miraculously appeared on the turf during football practice yesterday. Thank God he did.
The Captain, friend of Coach Pete Carroll, showed his Trojan allegiance—and considerably more, given his stained, ill-fitting costume—catching a man plummeting from a camera tower. Only moments later, the winded, unshaven superhero doused a burning victim with Gatorade, mere seconds after the flames had already been extinguished.
Postheroics, the Captain revealed his archenemy: "That damn Notre Dame leprechaun—I live to fight him every day."
The Big Picture
First-Class Citizen Glaswegian Gerard gives points to the hometown for his success at his new film's U.K. premiere
More PhotosMost Commented
- Rob and Kristen Stroll Arm in Arm! (886)
- Twilight Director Rewrites Robsten History? (651)
- Fall TV SOS: Save One Endangered New Show (603)
- Jensen's Engaged! So Is Jackles in Trouble? (585)
- Bitch-Back! Michael Lohan's a Good Guy? (563)
- Bitch-Back! What's Eating Angie? (543)
- Inside Rob and Kristen's Stunning Euro Slobberfest! (529)
- Rob Pregnant! Taylor Never Stripping Again! And Other Twilight Tall Tales (520)
- Truth, Lies & Ted: Is John Mayer Growing Up? (439)
- Rob and Kristen Keep the Mystery Going (317)
Top 10 Stories
- Happy Doomsday! 2012 Blows Up With $65 Mil
- Rihanna and Chris Brown Battle It Out via Music Video
- Week in Review: Taylor Swift and Carrie Prejean Blow Up in Very Different Ways
- DJ AM Survived Plane Crash—but It Killed Him Anyway, Family Says
- Eddie Cibrian's Ex Wants Him to Pay and Keep the Kids Away From LeAnn
- A Violent Past for Alleged Cindy Crawford Extortionist: Exes Claimed Abuse and Rape
- Balloon Boy Parents Plead Guilty, Are About to Become New York's Problem
- Taylor Lautner, Put Your Shirt On!
- France Goes Ahead, Makes Clint Eastwood's Day
- Need a Laugh? Urine Luck, Thanks to a Beaver and CBS
Fashion Police
Chin Up!Amid the infidelity rumors, a confident-looking Fergie carries on with the parties 'n' the funky duds
More Photos
Latest Movie Reviews
Get Your E! News Now
7 Comments
-
Show the next 1 - 0 of 7 comments
Now loading...