Ray Tamarra/Getty Images• Madonna and A-Rod allegedly had a secret four-hour rendezvous at Jerry Seinfeld's Hampton house. We'd like to hear your theories as to what they were doing.
• Real quick, here are a couple other Madonna rumors we've been trying to ignore this week: Madge has been texting Guy "You're going down," the two had a bizarro marriage contract and Madonna has been crying. Good, now we can go back to pretending like this isn't happening.
• Jessica Simpson's Major Movie Star is going direct-to-DVD here despite its Russian success.
• Sarah Jessica Parker was out working the phones for Obama with the normal people. It's kinda cute.
• How many people do you think the opening scene of last night's The Office is going to happen to tonight? Happy Halloween!