ABC• A couple of the professional dancers on DWTS are complaining about Cheryl Burke and Lacey Schwimmer being too heavy. Pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy reasons that if female viewers aren't given impossible standards to aspire to, they might start liking themselves or something.
• And if that wasn't enough, the celebrity dancers are upset that Cloris Leachman's shtick is making a mockery of a ballroom dancing competition starring C-list celebrities doing the fox-trot.
• John Mayer had to give up blogging and paparazzi games to get back with Jennifer Aniston. If he's willing to make a sacrifice like that, you know this love is for real.
• Adrien Brody bought a castle and then posed for cheesy photos with his girlfriend for a tabloid. We always thought he was better than that.
• "...Baby One More Time" is ten years old today. Celebrate good times.