Madonna: The Never-Ending Rumors Roundup
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Given that there seems to be a salacious Madonna-Guy Ritchie-Alex Rodriguez story every few seconds, we thought it might be nice to simply summarize the latest gossip in one tidy little package for ya.
• Now that her marriage is kaput, Madonna will reportedly leave London and move back to her native New York. Meanwhile, Alex is supposedly buying a pad just two blocks away from the singer's Big Apple digs.
• The biological father of Madonna and Guy's adopted son, David, thinks he might be better off back with him again. Hmmm, wonder if he read where initially Guy wasn't exactly hip to the idea of the orphan joining the family?
• Speaking of kids, 50-year-old Madonna apparently wouldn't mind getting knocked up by A-Rod, who, according to a friend, she considers to be a "great specimen."
• While a deal has yet to be finalized, there has been talk that Guy could end up with just $35 million and the couple's London pub, which would be a small fraction of their combined $560 million bank account. Of course such a division of assets wouldn't be a complete shock to one of Madonna's former boyfriends, considering he allegedly said that she's "so tight she squeaks."
Well, there you have it. For now, at least.
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