Wooden stakes are fatal to a vampire, but wooden acting just makes them seem hotter. We kid! The film adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's hugely popular vampire novels seems to have all the essentials for a hit: a hot young cast led by Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, an angsty teen romance parents just won't understand, a pack of new millennial wild boys and, what the hell, car chases, too.
So fine, we'll bite, but what say you? Would you spend an eternity with these undeadheads, or are you more apt to watch Buffy reruns or that vampire movie where Nicolas Cage eats the cockroach? Comment away.