Rise 'n' Shine: Madonna Butt of Joke

Madonna, Justin Timberlake Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com

Justin Timberlake showed off his funny side again last night, introducing Madonna at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony:

"We had a recording session in London, and I wasn't feeling well. She said: 'Would you like a B12 shot?' She reached into her handbag, pulls out a ziplock bag of B12 syringes and says: 'Drop 'em.' I don't know what you say to that, so I dropped my pants. She gave me the shot in my ass. It was one of the greatest days of my life."

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• Remember yesterday when we said Courtney Love believes thieves had stolen her identity? Turns out she also thinks they stole Kurt Cobain's identity, going so far as to buy a $3.2 million house with her late hubby's Social Security number. That makes more sense. We’d rather be dead than be Courtney Love, too.

Paris Hilton has been wearing a “BM” ring, a blingy ode to beau Benji Madden. Unsurprisingly, Benji has now been spotted sporting a “PH” ring, which we're pretty sure stands for “Please help!”

Ali Lohan is looking more and more like her older sis. This is a smart move on mama Dina Lohan's part, because if you lose the keys to the bank vault, it’s always wise to have a second set.

Hills star Heidi Montag told Us Weekly she was “betrayed with another woman” by Spencer Pratt. We thought we knew what that meant, but then Heidi threw us for a loop, adding, “Spencer and I may differ on what it means to cheat." Hmmm, did he shag someone else or just add another girl to his Google Alerts?

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