Rise 'n' Shine: Madonna Butt of Joke
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• Justin Timberlake showed off his funny side again last night, introducing Madonna at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony:
"We had a recording session in London, and I wasn't feeling well. She said: 'Would you like a B12 shot?' She reached into her handbag, pulls out a ziplock bag of B12 syringes and says: 'Drop 'em.' I don't know what you say to that, so I dropped my pants. She gave me the shot in my ass. It was one of the greatest days of my life."
• What is former American Idol "star" Sanjaya Malakar up to these days? Playing Long Island bat mitzvahs. For free.
• Remember yesterday when we said Courtney Love believes thieves had stolen her identity? Turns out she also thinks they stole Kurt Cobain's identity, going so far as to buy a $3.2 million house with her late hubby's Social Security number. That makes more sense. We’d rather be dead than be Courtney Love, too.
• Paris Hilton has been wearing a “BM” ring, a blingy ode to beau Benji Madden. Unsurprisingly, Benji has now been spotted sporting a “PH” ring, which we're pretty sure stands for “Please help!”
• Ali Lohan is looking more and more like her older sis. This is a smart move on mama Dina Lohan's part, because if you lose the keys to the bank vault, it’s always wise to have a second set.
• Hills star Heidi Montag told Us Weekly she was “betrayed with another woman” by Spencer Pratt. We thought we knew what that meant, but then Heidi threw us for a loop, adding, “Spencer and I may differ on what it means to cheat." Hmmm, did he shag someone else or just add another girl to his Google Alerts?




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