Is Mariah Using Kenneth the Page for Sexual Favors?!
It wasn't just scribes who were affected by the recent writers' strike. Everyone in Hollywood felt the pinch, from film crews and florists to Peacock pages.
So, imagine our relief when we discovered 30 Rock's Kenneth the Page workin' it in Mariah Carey's latest video, "Touch My Body." (Or at least in this 45-second preview.)
In what we can only hope is a dream sequence (because what would Mother say?), Kenneth and Mimi share a naughty romp in the boudoir and a flirtatious frisbee game.
Our favorite page sheds his tidy blazer for a Viking hat and a Paulie Bleeker track outfit, while Mariah prances around in her usual collection of snug minidresses—including a Britney "Baby One More Time" schoolgirl ensemble. (We just hope this Bleeker is using protection.)
Mariah, though we're not crazy about the song, we gotta admire your attempt to bring the funny. But we'd like our page back now, please. Tracy Jordan needs some nachos!
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