PETA's Celebrity Spanking
Wed., Feb. 20, 2008 11:42 AM PST by Lia Haberman
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PETA's fur is flying today.
The animal-rights group released its worst-dressed-celebrities list, and it doesn't include Anna Wintour or the Olsen twins. Where's the love?
Instead, the pelt-wearing pack that gets a scolding is made up of Aretha Franklin, Marilyn Manson, Eva Longoria Parker, Lindsay Lohan, Kate Moss and Kylie Minogue.
And whatever your stance on the issue, you gotta appreciate the snark that went into some of these comments...
(PETA, you can join our Fashion Police team any time.)
• How 'bout some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for animals? Aretha, when you waddled into the Grammys in yet another vulgar fur, you looked as if you were going to perform "I Am the Walrus" by the Beatles. You might be a queen, but you don't know jack about compassion.
• Eva Longoria Parker is short on compassion. In her trashy furs, she looks like the streetwalker of Wisteria Lane. Eva is one "desperate housewife" in need of a quickie divorce—from her stylist.
• I Know Who Killed Me isn't just the title of Lindsay Lohan's latest bomb, but also the cry of the animals snuffed out so that this "mean girl" can pose in their pelts. Lindsay, there's no road to recovery for the foxes who are anally electrocuted so that you can look skanky.
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