Old Ladies Love Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus spent most of her Grammys night hanging out with the more experienced women of the music industry.

She chatted up Cher, and more than likely they debated whose fake hair looked best. For the record, we're voting for Miley. The color of Cher's wig is just too much, and it looks a tad askew. Miley could have at least helped a sister out and given the wig a tug, just to straighten it out.

Then it was off to chill with Cyndi Lauper, who had such a death grip on the Hannah Montana star we seriously started to worry that crazy Cyndi was trying to suck away her youth Hocus Pocus-style.

Little Miley Ray better be more careful—aged singers in search of the fountain of youth are a dangerous bunch. Frankly, we're relieved Miley didn't leave the awards show looking like this...