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Get Ready for Gwen Stefani Bumpwatch 2.0
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Gwen Stefani has been outed as pregnant by her father-in-law, and we couldn't be happier for her. She is one of our favorite celebrity moms, and Kingston is definitely the hippest, coolest baby around.
In fact, he's such a baller, we already feel sorry for his yet-to-be-born younger sibling. But we wanna root for the underdog, so here are some ways to outawesome Kingston:
1. The Name: It's hard to beat a king, so this new kid is going to have to step it up with something like Caesar or Emperorston.
2. Fashion: Oozing coolness, Kingston joined his mama for her walk down the runway at the end of her L.A.M.B. show. We recommend taking the fabulous route by refusing to be carried, spitting out that pacifier and working that catwalk, Tyra style.
3. Transportation: This one is pretty easy. The King gets wheeled about town in a luxurious golden stroller—this new baby will definitely require some diamond-encrusted rims.
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4. Entourage: Kingston rolls with mom and dad everywhere he goes. Little Emperorston should take a cue from his mom and maybe befriend a few Harajuku girls to really make a statement.
5. Music: While totally adorable, Kingston has yet to prove himself. This gives his younger sibling a chance to swoop in and release his own version of "Hey Baby" with the lyrics changed to "Hey Mama." It's hard-core brownnosing, but no doubt Gwen would love it.
Congrats, Gwen! We can't wait to watch your family increase in awesomeness.
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