AP Photo/Miguel VillagranEva Longoria is getting fat, and the WGA is to blame?!
Oh, this is too much.
Canceling the Golden Globes we could forgive, but years of stringent celebrity diet and exercise destroyed? The writers' strike has finally gone too far!
The Desperate Housewives star tells E!'s own Debbie Matenopoulos people can forget about the baby-bump rumors. "I'm not pregnant now!"
Instead, Eva says she's just packing on the pounds the old-fashioned way: consuming calories.
"I've just gained weight from being on strike. My publicist sends me a picture...She's like, 'So…they're saying you're pregnant, you have a baby bump.' I'm like, 'I just finished eating.' I had no bump. I just ate pasta and Italian, and my pants were too tight, and I totally have a gut..."
There you have it. There's no Parker-Longoria baby on the way. "I really just had a fat day," admits Eva.
Gosh, if this sort of thing continues, stars really will be just like us!
Watch more of Eva's interview tonight on Daily 10.