Heidi Montag really is really living the American dream. She's just a small-town girl from Colorado making it big on the blogs and getting the Maxim cover she's dreamed of ever since the boys in high school called her a surfboard. It must be so awesome to be her!
This Maxim shoot isn't all about the slutty pictures, though. Heidi's got some things to say. Important things like L.C. has gone Hollywood and is "a big diva now."
Somehow getting a nose job, breast implants, recent lip plumping and looking to parlay minor reality stardom into a viable singing career does not seem Hollywood to her.
And about the whole plastic surgery thing, Heidi has this to say:
It’s funny. Almost everyone on the show has had some kind of surgery. They were saying malicious things about me, and I was like, "You guys are hypocrites—trying to make me look bad when you’ve done things to yourselves!"
Juicy! Excuse us while we begin comparing before-and-after shots of Lauren...