Rourke's Not Scooting Away

Mickey Rourke, mugshot Miami Beach Police Department

Professional badass Mickey Rourke got busted for a DUI this morning in Miami—after reportedly pulling a U-turn on his Vespa.

According to a photographer on the scene: "The cop says to him: 'You swerved right in front of me.' And Mickey answered: 'No, no, dude, I'm all right.' "

The police report puts it a little more bluntly: "Def. was stopped and got off his scooter stating, 'What the f--k did I do?"

Now, some people might snicker at the idea of trash-talking butchmeister Mickey riding a European scooter. Think Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.

But not us. Au contraire, we have a newfound respect for the obviously closeted metrosexual.

If you're gonna get busted, do it with panache! Right, Mick?

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