Ben Affleck has his priorities in order. Rather than sit through another screening of his directorial debut, Gone Baby Gone, Affleck skipped out to watch the Red Sox game. As we all know, it didn't go how the Boston boy would have liked.
Tiger Woods is even closer to making $1 billion in endorsements. The golfer just signed a five-year deal with Gatorade worth $100 million. Wait, he's married, right? Damn.
Claire Danes is indeed a true neurotic New Yorker. She has been in therapy since the age of six—that's 22 years! "I was getting to be a bit of a neurotic mess," she reportedly said, "so my parents thought therapy might do me good." Why hasn't this girl hooked up with Woody Allen yet?
Finally, we have some Michael Jackson news to cheer! The King of Pop will release a 25th-anniversary edition of Thriller, including four tracks remixed by Akon, Kanye West and Will.I.Am.
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