Look, Paparazzi, We Can Golf, Too!
Fri., Aug. 24, 2007 11:03 AM PDT by Jennifer Cady
What do you do when the paparazzi are sick of photographing you frolicking on the beach? Take a cue from evil mastermind Spencer Pratt and change locations. Look at the twinsies golfing. Awww, so cute. Can you see their souls withering away under those smiling exteriors?
Our guess for Spencer’s train of thought here: “Now play with the geese, Heidi. Yes, yes, this will be perfect for my shrine, where soon all will worship me as the most powerful MTV god. Join Team Spencer now, and you will be spared when the Hills rapture rains down upon us all!”
But maybe we’re just getting a little carried away. What do you think?
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